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1 total in November 2008
  • Historical Accuracy

    Squantos Son: Hey, my family hunted all last week for today's feast. Are you excited to try all these things? I bet its different then what your used to.
    Nathaniel: Hey guess what? After the feast my daddy says he's gonna take all your land and horses...
    Father: NATHANIEL! WHAT DID I TELL YOU BEFORE WE GOT HERE...I DID not.  You ought silence yourself! - I'm sure he simply mistunderstood our discussion about a treaty...um pass the salt please Squanto...

    Envy
    "WOW is that reaaaal bow and arrows you have?"
    "Yes. I received it a few moons ago. "
    "COOOL, father says I can't have fun with a musket or anything until I'm at least 13. you're so lucky. So do you get to shoot it for fun?"
    "Nah, mostly just so my tribe doesn't starve."
    "AWESOME."


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