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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1619496"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/4/collegehumor.05e2f39f222243f9564f9b6480493fbc.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1619496">Scott Hinners</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1 like </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1765262 Conversations Heard Around the Kids Table at the First Thanksgiving Wed, 26 Nov 2008 16:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1765262 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Historical Accuracy
Squantos Son: Hey, my family hunted all last week for today's feast. Are you excited to try all these things? I bet its different then what your used to.
Nathaniel: Hey guess what? After the feast my daddy says he's gonna take all your land and horses...
Father: NATHANIEL! WHAT DID I TELL YOU BEFORE WE GOT HERE...I DID not.  You ought silence yourself! - I'm sure he simply mistunderstood our discussion about a treaty...um pass the salt please Squanto...

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"WOW is that reaaaal bow and arrows you have?"
"Yes. I received it a few moons ago. "
"COOOL, father says I can't have fun with a musket or anything until I'm at least 13. you're so lucky. So do you get to shoot it for fun?"
"Nah, mostly just so my tribe doesn't starve."
"AWESOME."
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1619496"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/4/collegehumor.05e2f39f222243f9564f9b6480493fbc.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-11-26 16:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1619496">Scott Hinners</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 17 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1763349 If Christopher Columbus had the Internet. Mon, 13 Oct 2008 16:04:19 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1763349 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1619496"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/4/collegehumor.05e2f39f222243f9564f9b6480493fbc.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-10-13 16:04:19 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1619496">Scott Hinners</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 64 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1763230 If Applying for a Job was like Applying for College Fri, 10 Oct 2008 12:20:08 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1763230 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1619496"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/4/collegehumor.05e2f39f222243f9564f9b6480493fbc.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1619496">Scott Hinners</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 21 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />