When this much Natty's in play, everyone's a court jester.

"After a long day of drinking and being rowdy at Preakness, my buddy paid a homeless black man $5 to take him back to his car."

Colbert Behind the Scenes

A rare glimpse at Stephen Colbert out of character. John Kerry is still playing the role of "Cool Senator" though.

Hater Aid

A cure for the most rampant disease on the internet: Negativity.

Flying Tiger

The risk of dying is well worth the reward of looking sweet.

Magic or Science

YOU Make the call! (hint: It's science.)

Family Guy vs. Capcom

What button makes a random pop culture reference again?

A bio major has been waiting years to do this.

Silver Surfer's Day at the Beach

Already better than the first Fantastic Four movie, likely better than the second.

You know what the problem with Slip N Slide is? It's dangerous, but is it dangerous enough?

"This is what the architects of UB do when they are drunk. Note: the keystone for the arch is a box of keystone."

I don't care how full the moon is, you can't run around downtown with no clothes on.

Bruce is Loose

Bruce Willis drunk off of NBA Playoff basketball. And several beers.

Soccer Skills

Imagine how much more control he would have if he were able to use his hands!

If I flex my forearm I can make him dance.

Scared to Death

Oh baby, baby. How was he supposed to know, that somebody was watching?

Clock Suckers: If You Can't Beat 'Em, Then You're a Pussy

Ben goes back in time to settle a score with a high school bully.

Get A New Daddy

The Whitest Kids U Know have some advice from their new show on Fuse.

You can't outrun the police in Paris, though you can outswim them.

Fluid Dancing

He's like a human lava lamp.