

"Did you know that that school hoodie was made by laborers so young they're still in the womb? The kids here have really opened my eyes to the evils of capitalism. I can't wait for graduation when I can live on a commune and tend to my own hemp fields, just living in harmony with my fellow man and shit. Oh yeah, you like my new iPod? I got it in red to symbolize my allegiance with the proletariat."
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