Frank: Hey Bill, you want another dog?Bill: *from the pool* Ah, I'd better not. The wife's got me on a strict diet.Frank: Oh ho ho! The ol' ball n' chain runs a tight ship!Bill: Like you wouldn't believe.Phelps: Psh, women - always trying to boss...
Luigi: Sick party, bro.
Woman: Help! Someone stole my purse.Captain Power: Fear not, citizen! For I am Captain Pow-Girlfriend: Oh my GOD! You DID NOT just hit on someone in front of me!CP: Chill babe...I'm just doing my job.GF: Why do you want to help her...
Just when you thought it was safe to not go in the water.
Contributions from Jason Michaels
New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez is often derided by the media for coming through when situations are no longer important, i.e. hitting a homerun when his team is up or down by eight runs.Arod - Honey, kids, dinner is ready! I made...
INT SCHOOL HALLWAY. Kyle is at his locker, wearing a varsity lacrosse jacket. His girlfriend, Becky, the hottest girl in school, stands next to him, standoffishly.Kyle: So, about prom. Do you want to go in the limo with the guys, or do...
Some rules of the road from the makers of the Nickleback Re-Interpretation.