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"Oh, no, we're not together."

Luke, C-3PO and R2-D2 walk into the Mos Eisley Cantina. The Bartender stops them.

Bartender: Hey! We don't serve their kind here!

Luke: What?

Bartender: Your droids. They'll have to wait outside.

C-3PO and RD-D2 turn to leave.

Bartender: Oh, sorry, the short one can stay. Just not the shiny, prissy one.

Luke: I'm sorry?

Bartender: The effeminate one with the lisp. We don't serve his kind here.

C-3PO: Apologies, sir, it's a British accent. If it offends you, I can certainly...

Luke cuts him off.

Luke: What are you trying to say, buddy?

Bartender: I just think there are some cantinas on the west side that might be more his speed.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:34106"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/e/collegehumor.19dc6c6166e28b864a1f0ece84a80bf0.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-17 15:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:34106">Ben Joseph</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 32 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794411 No Droids Allowed Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794411 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
"Oh, no, we're not together."

Luke, C-3PO and R2-D2 walk into the Mos Eisley Cantina. The Bartender stops them.

Bartender: Hey! We don't serve their kind here!

Luke: What?

Bartender: Your droids. They'll have to wait outside.

C-3PO and RD-D2 turn to leave.

Bartender: Oh, sorry, the short one can stay. Just not the shiny, prissy one.

Luke: I'm sorry?

Bartender: The effeminate one with the lisp. We don't serve his kind here.

C-3PO: Apologies, sir, it's a British accent. If it offends you, I can certainly...

Luke cuts him off.

Luke: What are you trying to say, buddy?

Bartender: I just think there are some cantinas on the west side that might be more his speed.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:34106"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/e/collegehumor.19dc6c6166e28b864a1f0ece84a80bf0.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-17 15:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:34106">Ben Joseph</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 32 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794411 No Droids Allowed Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794411 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
"Oh, no, we're not together."

Luke, C-3PO and R2-D2 walk into the Mos Eisley Cantina. The Bartender stops them.

Bartender: Hey! We don't serve their kind here!

Luke: What?

Bartender: Your droids. They'll have to wait outside.

C-3PO and RD-D2 turn to leave.

Bartender: Oh, sorry, the short one can stay. Just not the shiny, prissy one.

Luke: I'm sorry?

Bartender: The effeminate one with the lisp. We don't serve his kind here.

C-3PO: Apologies, sir, it's a British accent. If it offends you, I can certainly...

Luke cuts him off.

Luke: What are you trying to say, buddy?

Bartender: I just think there are some cantinas on the west side that might be more his speed.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:34106"><img src="http://7.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/1/e/collegehumor.19dc6c6166e28b864a1f0ece84a80bf0.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-11-17 15:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:34106">Ben Joseph</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 32 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794173 Aladdin Finds a Loophole Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794173 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Aladdin: Genie, I've got my first wish.

Genie: Alright, let's hear it.


Aladdin: I want Princess Jasmine to lust for me non-stop.

Genie: Uh-uh, I can't make anyone fall in love with -

Aladdin: No. Lust. Like, she wants to bang me all the time, day and night. No love required.

Genie: Oh...come on. That's pretty much the same thing.

Aladdin: I live on the streets and my best friend is the monkey from Outbreak, you think I'm ready for a steady girlfriend?

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Sexy Ghost

What you need
  • Sheet
  • Scissors
  • Legs
  • Heels
Tips for "selling it"
  • Make sure to yell "boo" at least once during orgasm

European

What you need
  • Too-tight T-shirt with stupid pattern on it
  • Too-tight jeans
  • Hair gel
  • Imported beer
  • Cigarette
  • Scarf
Tips for "selling it"
  • Scoff at most things people say
  • Dance with your hands only, no hips
  • Be generally obnoxious and dismissive of American customs

Drunk Uncle

What you need
  • Filthy dress shirt
  • Loose necktie
  • Bottle of whiskey
  • Red blush for gin blossoms on nose and cheeks (or just rub your face raw all night, you'll probably be too drunk to feel it)
Tips for "selling it"
  • Hit on younger girls
  • Request Billy Ocean songs all night
  • Pretend your excessive drinking is "just part of the costume"

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Sexy Ghost

What you need
  • Sheet
  • Scissors
  • Legs
  • Heels
Tips for "selling it"
  • Make sure to yell "boo" at least once during orgasm

European

What you need
  • Too-tight T-shirt with stupid pattern on it
  • Too-tight jeans
  • Hair gel
  • Imported beer
  • Cigarette
  • Scarf
Tips for "selling it"
  • Scoff at most things people say
  • Dance with your hands only, no hips
  • Be generally obnoxious and dismissive of American customs

Drunk Uncle

What you need
  • Filthy dress shirt
  • Loose necktie
  • Bottle of whiskey
  • Red blush for gin blossoms on nose and cheeks (or just rub your face raw all night, you'll probably be too drunk to feel it)
Tips for "selling it"
  • Hit on younger girls
  • Request Billy Ocean songs all night
  • Pretend your excessive drinking is "just part of the costume"

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"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone, Craig. Seriously dude, stop throwing rocks." - Jesus H. Christ














"No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent. And if you don't like it, too bad. I'm the president." - Abraham Lincoln
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"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone, Craig. Seriously dude, stop throwing rocks." - Jesus H. Christ














"No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent. And if you don't like it, too bad. I'm the president." - Abraham Lincoln
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/a/collegehumor.3fc86fae9d1470ed6013e7fafc3e1807.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-10-05 14:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824">Brian Murphy</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 562 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1792226 The Problem With Red Lightsabers Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1792226 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Anakin: All I'm saying is that if we were allowed to marry women, Yoda would stop making awkward passes at us.

Obi-Wan: Can't argue with you there.

Anakin: And another thing-

Obi-Wan: Whoa, whoa. Is that a new saber in your holster?

Anakin: ...What? Haha, no way man. Same old one I've always had.

Obi-Wan: Nope. The handle's totally different. Let me see! Let me see!

*Anakin resists, but Obi-Wan wrestles it away from him.*

Obi-Wan: This looks so badass. How do you turn it on?

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Anakin: All I'm saying is that if we were allowed to marry women, Yoda would stop making awkward passes at us.

Obi-Wan: Can't argue with you there.

Anakin: And another thing-

Obi-Wan: Whoa, whoa. Is that a new saber in your holster?

Anakin: ...What? Haha, no way man. Same old one I've always had.

Obi-Wan: Nope. The handle's totally different. Let me see! Let me see!

*Anakin resists, but Obi-Wan wrestles it away from him.*

Obi-Wan: This looks so badass. How do you turn it on?

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/a/collegehumor.3fc86fae9d1470ed6013e7fafc3e1807.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-10-01 13:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824">Brian Murphy</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 337 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1919431 Hardly Working: Starfish Gang Tue, 08 Sep 2009 14:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1919431 Hardly Working: Starfish Gang nonadult comedy We ride together, we digest food in our external pyloric stomach together. Starfish for life! ch originals, hardly working, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1919431"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/4/collegehumor.29f98c2a8cf4c8e8c571be94191712d8.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 590 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1919431 Hardly Working: Starfish Gang Tue, 08 Sep 2009 14:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1919431 Hardly Working: Starfish Gang nonadult comedy We ride together, we digest food in our external pyloric stomach together. Starfish for life! ch originals, hardly working, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1919431"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/a/4/collegehumor.29f98c2a8cf4c8e8c571be94191712d8.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 590 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1790562 5 Useful New Photoshop Filters Thu, 27 Aug 2009 18:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1790562 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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Quick Rick And The Spelunkers

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/a/collegehumor.3fc86fae9d1470ed6013e7fafc3e1807.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-08-10 18:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824">Brian Murphy</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 62 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1789245 6 Musicians Who Left Bands Right Before They Got Famous Wed, 05 Aug 2009 18:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1789245 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Pete Best, Former Drummer, The Beatles

Kicked out of the greatest rock band ever, Pete Best is history's most famous person famous for not being famous. The reasons behind Best's notorious 1962 dismissal as The Beatles' drummer -- two years before their historic Ed Sullivan show - have been a point of debate among Beatlemaniacs and members of the Pete Best Fan Club for decades. Some claim he lacked the solid beats needed to support a rock band, while others claim John and Paul vainly wanted a less attractive drummer. Considering his replacement was the dubious-looking Ringo Starr, the second theory actually seems likely.

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Eric Stefani, Former Keyboardist, No Doubt

As a musician, Eric Stefani (brother of Gwen) has the other kind of bad timing. His rhythm is fine, but his career moves have always come at the wrong time. Shortly after making Airwalks and trombones cool again with No Doubt's breakout album, Tragic Kingdom, Stefani left to become an animator just as the band was becoming great, then joined The Simpsons just as that show's decline into thorough suckitude was beginning.

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Truman: Was nothing real?

Director: You were real.

Truman: Did you guys have cameras everywhere?

Director: Yes.

Truman: Even by my computer in the basement?

Director: Everywhere.

Truman: So everyone...everyone's seen me masturbate?

Director: Those were some of our highest rated episodes, Truman.

Truman: And my wife? She's just an actress?

Director: Correct.

Truman: I had sex with her. Does that make her a prostitute?

Director: Kinda.

Truman: That time when I was 8...

Director: Episode #2868: Truman Grabs Poo Out of the Toilet to See What it Feels Like.
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/a/collegehumor.3fc86fae9d1470ed6013e7fafc3e1807.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-07-30 17:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824">Brian Murphy</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 403 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1788709 The Truman Show Alternate Ending Thu, 30 Jul 2009 17:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1788709 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Truman: Was nothing real?

Director: You were real.

Truman: Did you guys have cameras everywhere?

Director: Yes.

Truman: Even by my computer in the basement?

Director: Everywhere.

Truman: So everyone...everyone's seen me masturbate?

Director: Those were some of our highest rated episodes, Truman.

Truman: And my wife? She's just an actress?

Director: Correct.

Truman: I had sex with her. Does that make her a prostitute?

Director: Kinda.

Truman: That time when I was 8...

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/e/a/collegehumor.3fc86fae9d1470ed6013e7fafc3e1807.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2009-07-30 17:00:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:1648824">Brian Murphy</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 403 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1788102 We Need Illustrators! Wed, 15 Jul 2009 11:12:22 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1788102 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

We are searching for freelance illustrators. Here are the requirements:
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If you think you have what we're looking for, send an email with some information about yourself and some sample illustrations to Chillustrator@gmail.com

If you're right for the job, not only will you be joining the fight against boring, text-based articles, but you will get paid. Money. And your dad said majoring in art was a deadend... Prove him wrong! Email now!


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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/5/collegehumor.410f4f84538571c78218e93585c6a5bb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 23 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />