Sure, everyone enjoys a good game of pong, quarters, or king's cup, but sometimes playing the same old drinking games becomes a grind. With this column, I intend to publicize little known drinking games for the benefit of society at large. This week's game: DRIVE IT OFF!


You will need
-2 or more players, each with their own car

Rules
-Each player begins the game with 115 points
-Each standard drink (1.5 oz shot, 12 oz beer, 5 oz wine) subtracts 5 points from their total
-Players have 2 hours to drink as much as they like
-At the end of the 2 hour period, all players must get into their cars and get their spedometer to match their point total. Freeways are off limits.

The beauty of Drive it off is the amount of strategy inherent in its simple premise. Do you get completely shitfaced in order to reduce your speed, or do you take it easy and then have to drive 95mph in a residential neighborhood? Either way, there is high potential for serious harm to yourself and others, making this a real man's game. It makes flip cup look about as cool as playing yahtzee with your grandma.

No, you're not hallucinating. Well, maybe you are. But either way, it's true: we redesigned CollegeHumor.

Here are a few of the improvements:

• Full screen option for videos
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The biggest news is the launch of CHTV, the new version of our original videos section. It's got a slick new look, it's better organized, and you can find all of our original series in one place. Which reminds us - today brings this new episode of Clock Suckers. Tomorrow: Street Fighter: Episode 4.

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Nothing is quite as satisfying as building and displaying your own model. Today we will be building 1:48 scale Huey Hog chopper. You will need a modeling knife and plastic cement, as well as the included paints and decals. Let's begin:

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1. Cut two halves of helicopter body (fig.1 and fig. 2) from plastic net A.

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2. Shave plastic nubs from helicopter blades A, B, C, and D.

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3. Glue body halves (fig. 1 and 2) together.