Yep you're right, it was supposed to be the third "picked up" joke wherein he'd go from pretty cool in junior high to pretty lame in high school, but it got cut last minute and I didn't bother to check. Good catch.
I sent her the template for the controller image, which is from the Madden '11 GamerPaper article I think you're referring to, which I wrote. So even if it is possible to "steal" an image of an Xbox 360 controller, she did not.
He'll do it the same way Joaquin Phoenix did when he played a 21 year old Johnny Cash and Jamie Foxx did when he played a 17 year old Ray Charles. And if you don't believe that...a wizard did it.
^^ Before anyone else gets the idea that I was making fun of him or that he got upset, "hackit" references an inside joke between us. He was merely making a nice statement about what I wrote and an accurate statement about the potential production of an Infinite Jest movie, and hadn't even noticed the youtube shout-out until I told him about it later.
He'll do it the same way Joaquin Phoenix did when he played a 21 year old Johnny Cash and Jamie Foxx did when he played a 17 year old Ray Charles. And if you don't believe that...a wizard did it.
^^ Before anyone else gets the idea that I was making fun of him or that he got upset, "hackit" references an inside joke between us. He was merely making a nice statement about what I wrote and an accurate statement about the potential production of an Infinite Jest movie, and hadn't even noticed the youtube shout-out until I told him about it later.
You're pretty much correct, but the narrator's a junior in high school (she's going back to her junior prom, not junior high prom) and is his kid, hence the "similar eyes."
^I posted the first one on my blog a few weeks ago, that might be where you saw it, especially considering that you've accused me of stealing my own 105% jokes before. But the truth is the majority of my jokes are just rehashed Target commercials.
The link at the top was to the youtube video of the full speech before it was taken down for copyright reasons. Feel free to watch the speech on your VHS copy of I.D, which should be located next to your VHS copies of Forrest Gump and Titanic.
The link at the top was to the youtube video of the full speech before it was taken down for copyright reasons. Feel free to watch the speech on your VHS copy of I.D, which should be located next to your VHS copies of Forrest Gump and Titanic.
That's definitely valid, and I actually wrote that paragraph as well. Ultimately I chose the Crosby-Ovechkin relationship because of their current comparable relationship with the population as a whole, but I don't disagree that Shaq and Kobe's relationship with each other is just as applicable, if not more so.
The Black Death reached Europe during the mid 1300s and a plague reached Europe every century or so until the 1600s. The Renaissance lasted from the 14th through 17th centuries.
Social Hierarchy Org Charts Through The Years
by Conor McKeon 5 days agoConor McKeon 5 days ago
Yep you're right, it was supposed to be the third "picked up" joke wherein he'd go from pretty cool in junior high to pretty lame in high school, but it got cut last minute and I didn't bother to check. Good catch.Videogame University
by Conor McKeon October 23, 2009Conor McKeon October 23, 2009
Just want everyone to know that Caldwell, Jason Michaels, and Andrew B. were each instrumental in the writing portion of this.Honest College Catalog
by Conor McKeon October 19, 2009Conor McKeon October 19, 2009
Yep, good catch. Sorry about that.If Drinking Was A Sport
by Conor McKeon October 12, 2009Conor McKeon October 13, 2009
I sent her the template for the controller image, which is from the Madden '11 GamerPaper article I think you're referring to, which I wrote. So even if it is possible to "steal" an image of an Xbox 360 controller, she did not.Issue One Hundred and Twenty-Five
by 105%-O-Matic September 17, 2009Conor McKeon September 17, 2009
Hey Ben,shouldn't you be busy sucking at football, brah?
Thought so.
7 Websites In the Future
by Conor McKeon August 24, 2009Conor McKeon August 24, 2009
He'll do it the same way Joaquin Phoenix did when he played a 21 year old Johnny Cash and Jamie Foxx did when he played a 17 year old Ray Charles. And if you don't believe that...a wizard did it.Conor McKeon August 24, 2009
^^ Before anyone else gets the idea that I was making fun of him or that he got upset, "hackit" references an inside joke between us. He was merely making a nice statement about what I wrote and an accurate statement about the potential production of an Infinite Jest movie, and hadn't even noticed the youtube shout-out until I told him about it later.7 Websites In the Future
by Conor McKeon August 24, 2009Conor McKeon August 24, 2009
He'll do it the same way Joaquin Phoenix did when he played a 21 year old Johnny Cash and Jamie Foxx did when he played a 17 year old Ray Charles. And if you don't believe that...a wizard did it.Conor McKeon August 24, 2009
^^ Before anyone else gets the idea that I was making fun of him or that he got upset, "hackit" references an inside joke between us. He was merely making a nice statement about what I wrote and an accurate statement about the potential production of an Infinite Jest movie, and hadn't even noticed the youtube shout-out until I told him about it later.The Rime Of The Ancient Frat Boy
by Conor McKeon August 17, 2009Conor McKeon August 17, 2009
You're pretty much correct, but the narrator's a junior in high school (she's going back to her junior prom, not junior high prom) and is his kid, hence the "similar eyes."105%: One Hundred and Nineteen
by 105%-O-Matic August 06, 2009Conor McKeon August 06, 2009
^I posted the first one on my blog a few weeks ago, that might be where you saw it, especially considering that you've accused me of stealing my own 105% jokes before. But the truth is the majority of my jokes are just rehashed Target commercials.Mayor Tries to Convince Town All is Good with Photoshop
by John Townsend July 29, 2009Conor McKeon July 29, 2009
The story of Eric Clipperton is so unbelievably funny it's worth the price of the book by itself imo.Dispatches From Freshman Orientation At The University Of Al-Qaeda
by Conor McKeon July 13, 2009Conor McKeon July 10, 2009
Thanks Slane, I owe it all to good ol' fashioned hard work and not paying my cable bill for the past 2 months.If The Climactic ''Independence Day'' Speech Happened In Reality
by Conor McKeon July 02, 2009Conor McKeon July 02, 2009
What I meant was that Twentieth Century Fox removed the clip from youtube because of copyright infringement, not CH.Conor McKeon July 02, 2009
The link at the top was to the youtube video of the full speech before it was taken down for copyright reasons. Feel free to watch the speech on your VHS copy of I.D, which should be located next to your VHS copies of Forrest Gump and Titanic.If The Climactic ''Independence Day'' Speech Happened In Reality
by Conor McKeon July 02, 2009Conor McKeon July 02, 2009
What I meant was that Twentieth Century Fox removed the clip from youtube because of copyright infringement, not CH.Conor McKeon July 02, 2009
The link at the top was to the youtube video of the full speech before it was taken down for copyright reasons. Feel free to watch the speech on your VHS copy of I.D, which should be located next to your VHS copies of Forrest Gump and Titanic.My Rejected Attempts at Historical Internet Articles
by Goroman June 23, 2009Conor McKeon June 19, 2009
The deaths of those Armenians shall not be in vain. Great job guys.Burger King Kids Club: All Grown Up
by Steve E. June 12, 2009Conor McKeon June 19, 2009
This is perfect in every way imaginable. Bravo.Live From The 2009 Townie Awards...
by Conor McKeon June 18, 2009Conor McKeon June 16, 2009
But if I don't, who else is going to write superfluously worded and generally unpopular articles?The Biggest Names In Comedy and Their Sports Counterparts.
by Conor McKeon May 27, 2009Conor McKeon May 27, 2009
That's definitely valid, and I actually wrote that paragraph as well. Ultimately I chose the Crosby-Ovechkin relationship because of their current comparable relationship with the population as a whole, but I don't disagree that Shaq and Kobe's relationship with each other is just as applicable, if not more so.Accurate Commencement Program
by Owen Parsons May 21, 2009Conor McKeon May 21, 2009
If Monty Python wrote a college themed humor piece, this would be it.Future Political Attack Ad
by Conor McKeon October 13, 2008Conor McKeon October 13, 2008
big ups to Owen Parsons for his rediculous photshoppin' skillzIssue #78
by 105%-O-Matic September 23, 2008Conor McKeon September 25, 2008
The Black Death reached Europe during the mid 1300s and a plague reached Europe every century or so until the 1600s. The Renaissance lasted from the 14th through 17th centuries.