CollegeHumor: Stuff Conor McKeon Likes http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794688 8th Grader Sex Therapist Mon, 07 Dec 2009 17:00:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794688 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> I'm having trouble maintaining an erection during intercourse with my wife. Do you have any tips to help me perform better?
Mike F., New Jersey

I don't get it. Just look at her boobs. Or maybe you're gay or something, I dunno. She's naked, right? Just have her tug at your boner. If it doesn't work, you like dudes. Go have sex with a dude or something. I'll bet your boner will stay.

I've been with my boyfriend for 3 years, but he's never given me an orgasm. Are we doing something wrong?
Carol H., California

You should let him finger you. My friend Ray fingered a girl behind the 7/11 and she came like three times. But Ray says he's really good so I don't know if it will work with your boyfriend. He should still try though.

I started dating this girl about 3 weeks ago, and she already thinks we were "meant to be." How can I let her down gently?
Will C., North Carolina

First of all, how hot is she? You have to ask yourself, "Do I really want to find a new girl to get to second base with when I can already get to second base with this one?" Boobs are boobs, unless they're small. You should only break up with her if she has small boobs.

My partner and I have been keeping our relationship a secret from my family. Is there any way to tell my dad that I'm a lesbian without setting him off?
Lacey L., New York

Lesbians are awesome. If your dad doesn't like lesbians, he's gay. You guys should make out in front of him and send me a video of it.

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No flash caligraphy.

Traffic Ticket
I got a traffic ticket the other day for not getting in any accidents. The cop told me he pulled me over for "wreckless driving."
-Silas VanSky
Thanksgiving at Norman Rockwell's House
"Wait, so we have to stay totally still and not eat anything until the painting's done?"
-Alex Schmidt
Brother
My brother is crazy. Crazy like a fox! Yesterday I saw him eating a possum on the side of the road
-Amir Blumenfeld
Math Question
If a 410 pound gorilla is running east towards the White House at 22 mph, and Whoopi Goldberg is 27 miles behind the gorilla, pursuing him on a motorcycle at 68 mph, how much acid did I do?
-Charlie K
Argument
I always used to punch any kid that said Mario was cooler than Sonic, then they took away my substitute teaching license.
-Caldwell Tanner
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"Oh, no, we're not together."

Luke, C-3PO and R2-D2 walk into the Mos Eisley Cantina. The Bartender stops them.

Bartender: Hey! We don't serve their kind here!

Luke: What?

Bartender: Your droids. They'll have to wait outside.

C-3PO and RD-D2 turn to leave.

Bartender: Oh, sorry, the short one can stay. Just not the shiny, prissy one.

Luke: I'm sorry?

Bartender: The effeminate one with the lisp. We don't serve his kind here.

C-3PO: Apologies, sir, it's a British accent. If it offends you, I can certainly...

Luke cuts him off.

Luke: What are you trying to say, buddy?

Bartender: I just think there are some cantinas on the west side that might be more his speed.
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