Conor McKeon
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- Rhode Island
- Member Since
- June 10th, 2008
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-Ownership of an IRA Rollover account.
Turn-Offs:
-Ownership of an Irish Republican Army member card.
-Self-Esteem.
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Wrote an article on Tuesday, Aug 125 Ways To Help Save The World
Let's face it: Our planet is in trouble. Almost every environmental expert predicts that the effects of global warming will soon cause drastic and harmful changes to life on Earth. It's easy to see its impact after watching An Inconvenient...
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Wrote an article on Wednesday, Aug 6
The Rack Not Taken
4 cups diverged on a slippery tableAnd sorry we couldn't connect them thriceBut we 2 players, strong and ableLived up to our collective labelFor racking at 6 has been our viceThen took my partner, ball in palmAnd heaving plastic in the airAmidst...
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Wrote an article on Thursday, Jul 17
I'm Pretty Sure Shel Silverstein Was A Communist
I was reading Where The Sidewalk Ends for the first time since my childhood, and I noticed some poems that seemed cute and funny at the time now appear to reveal Shel Silverstein's true colors. You be the judge.Lovely Little Cindy MooreLovely...
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Wrote an article on Monday, Jul 7
The Doctor Is Always In
After waiting for a few minutes, Michael Kingston is greeted by his primary care physician.Dr. Norton: Mr. Kingston, how are we today?Mr. Kingston: Oh hey doc, not too bad, but the throat's been sore for a few days now.Dr. Norton: Sorry to hear...
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Wrote an article on Wednesday, Jun 25
Your Politicians, Translated
Simply roll your mouse over the text to reveal its true meaning!Once elected, I will immediately begin working for you.Once elected, I will immediately begin working on getting re-elected.I am constantly reminded of a single mother of four I met...
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Liked an article on Tuesday, Sep 2Issue #72
All reading. No learning.I don't know who started the myth that mixing Pop Rocks and Coke will kill you. In me and my friends' experience, the Pop Rocks are completely unnecessary.-Giancarlo FiorentiniHonest Pick-Up LineAre you from Tennessee?...
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Liked an article on Tuesday, Aug 26
Late Registration
James Curtis, PhD.Dept. of HumanitiesDear Prof. Curtis,It has come to my attention that your English 212 course, "Mark Twain and the American Spirit," has been filled for the Fall 2008 semester. Unfortunately, I require your class in order to...
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Commented on a article on Wednesday, Aug 20I read in the Harvard Law Review that Billy Mays' legal team consists of his facial and arm hair. -
Commented on a article on Wednesday, Aug 20Everyone should go out and buy "Zach Galifianakis Live at the Purple Onion." Pure genius.
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Liked an article on Wednesday, Aug 20
Zach Galifianakis
Zach Galifianakis is what you call an alternative comic. When you think of most standup comedians, you imagine stale comparisons between males and females, and what the deal is with parking tickets. Not so with Galifianakis, who states his joke...
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