Society dictates we go to college to learn But dissenting stoners go to college to burn. The realistic ones do their reading and think About all the alcoholics that came to drink. The guys may think all the girls came to screw But unfortunately...
My turn's fast approaching, my speech it grows nearBut my heart is filled with apprehension and fear.Though I am not unready, I did enough to prepareI just didn’t plan on having a boner to share.The teacher looks my way and calls me to speak,...
My dog loves beer. When we have parties he always ends up gettin drunk. We filled a cup with...