








The way you stared at your shoes
And the extremely wrinkled condition of your signup sheet
Combined with the fact that
All of the names are written in your 3rd grade handwriting
And there are several repeats
And that you asked me for cash, before you explained
that it was for Pop Warner football
Makes me severely doubt
That you are being entirely honest.





That's it, I'm convinced.
The swagger's all we'll need to see.
Something about it suggests
"I'm jaded by so many shootouts"
I barely noticed the slightly unorthodox Nautica logo
That's how well you carried yourself.
And people stepped aside, for sure
Enough for you to walk sideways in several places.




