Genevieve's Articles

2 total in October 2009

  • R u g33k ch1c?

    by Genevieve October 15, 2009


    For some inexplicable reason, society's outcasts have recently been thrown into the center of attention in a pop culture phenomenon known as'Geek Chic'.  Don't believe me? Look around! Tina Fey's Liz Lemon, Big Bang Theory, the new Star Trek movie?  All are based on the popular appeal of geekdom. Social ineptness is the new ticket to social acceptance- so long as it is in moderation. So where do you fall in the social reject spectrum, my internet friend? Are you geek chic or geek weak?

    Yah, this girl has 'experience points', all right.'

    Your first kiss was...
    1. In high school (+5)
    2. In college (+10)
    3. In Second Life (+25)

    3rd Base...
    1. Covers most minor sexual acts (-5)
    2. Is about 88.9' from home plate (+5)
    3. Are belong to us (+10)

    You shower...
    1. Daily (+0)
    2. Semi-weekly (+5)
    3. Deodorant will suffice (+10)
    4. Deodorant? I don't need no stinkin' deodorant! (+15)

    Wikipedia is...
    1. A wiki-based online encyclopedia (+1)
    2. An indispensible tool for winning an argument (+5)
    3. My primary source of entertainment (+10)
    4. My best friend (+15)

    The line "Luke, I am your father" is spoken...
    1. huh? (-50)
    2. In Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back (+5)
    3. Never. Actually, the real line is "No, I am your father", duh. (+15)
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  • An Average American Apparel Photoshoot

    by Genevieve October 15, 2009


    Photographer: Oh, man. What is this? Who is this guy? Who picked this model? I demand to know.p

    What is this? A model for ANTS?

    Assistant: I did, sir.

    Photographer: Get out of my sight! Can't you see this model is clearly a man?

    Assistant: Yes, sir. I thought we were doing the male clothing line shoot.

    Photographer: You know I demand gender-ambiguous models! This...thing... is clearly male!

    Assistant: But sir, he's wearing boxers.

    Photographer: I don't care! Where's the mystery? Where's the mystique? I can't work with this mainstream crap!

    (to male model) Do me a favor, hun.

    Model: Anything you want, man.

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