MySpace Girl

This girl gets yelled at by her mom for going on a MySpace date while her immature father records the whole thing!

Major League Prank

Phillie Kyle Kendrick gets "traded" to Japan.

Drunk History w/ Michael Cera

Learn about Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton with a drunk guy and Michael Cera.

Personal hookers, please follow me.

To the true swimmer, water is water. It doesn't matter what state it's in.

You know, to power elliptical machines and stuff.

When you open a store, you get to call it whatever you want.

That's what you get for using a Chinese to vulgar dictionary.

You might have to click enlarge to read this one (it's above the picture). It will totally be worth it.

Hats off..

"This woman ran around the parking lot yelling, "I'm a cool mom!" and doing pelvic thrusts." Make sure you enlarge and check out her glasses.

CollegeHumor's Patrick Cassels is a maniac. Never play truth or dare with someone like him.

Faggy ass teacher wants to see me after class, I don't know what that gaywad's problem is.

No you can't eat dinner on it!

"Me and my sister in a picture for Father's Day."

Fordham University angry laundry do-er

Fordham University - posted on a dryer in the laundry room of a freshman dorm

It's one way, or the other.

That's like a human eating a 3 pound sausage whole.

Hey, how come you guys didn't ask me to be in the picture?

"Made from 700 bottle caps and 50 broken hockey sticks from the men's Nebraska club hockey team."