For most college students, Thanksgiving break will be the first time you go home all year. Here are some helpful tips for readjusting during your brief return to the real world.
- Everyone gains weight at college. It's not a big deal. All that matters is who got the fattest. Do NOT be the fattest.
Come on guys, it's been like 10lbs tops.
- Hang out with your ex at least once. Christmas break is around the corner and you need to start laying the groundwork for that disastrous hook-up now.
- Do NOT bring your roommate home. Your high schoolfriends will hate your roommate. Your roommate will think your highschool friends are total d-bags. Drinking in Kevin's garage will get awkward quickly.
- Do not expect the fake ID you made using only MS Paint and a glue stick to work at home.
- If it does work, expect an unfortunate run-in with your parents' friends at the bar.
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