She'll raise your consciousness, but lower your score.

He's protecting his coworkers from terrorism, whether they like it or not.

This summer, fear controls you.

What the hell are you waiting for, get your ass down here!

The entire "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah" song from one of our favorite shows, 30 Rock.

Iz on ur computr, captioning ur videeowzz!

They vant to... get along.

This is what happens when corporations change pwn3rship.

You can run, but he can't hide.

"Dude, all you did was throw the ball. It's your job."

...is so fat, she's been hospitalized for morbid obesity. The newest from Elephant Larry.

Even worse than being sent to bed without ice cream!

Age is just a number. Indicating, in years, how old you are. But still.

Whose to say which hole is "right" or "wrong," anyway? Oh. The girl. That makes sense. Featuring Scott Baio!

Strange things are afoot at Gummi Glen...

Where were you when the Death Star fell?

Can you tell me how to get the hell out of Sesame Street.

They don't mean to be the bad guy here...

Man's best friend, teenager's worst enemy.

Freestyle Love Supreme is back... and as critical as ever.