I made up a new game, in honor of the new season of mind of mencia.  The game is called, see how long you can go without laughing at any of Carlos Mencia's jokes.  Everyone I've ever talked to holds the record with three seasons without laughing.  We're looking to break that record shortly. 

The characters from Saved by the Bell had long, fulfilling lives after leaving bayside.  This is a chronicle of what they've done since they left their respected Alma Mater. 

Kelly Kapowski - Changed her name to Valarie Malone, and moved to Beverly Hills, 90210.  Here, Kelly went through a drastic personality change, becoming an unbelievable slut, sleeping with every man, and some women, in this entire zip code.
(Reference: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098749/)

Lisa Turtle - Father got her into Harvard, where she smoked weed and banged Method Man and Redman. 
(Reference: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0278488/)

Jesse Spano - Went to Vegas and became a show girl.  Had sex in a pool.  Also changed her name to Nomi Malone. Valarie's distant cousin. 
(Reference: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114436/)

A.C. Slater - After working as a bike cop for a year, he has since retired.   Hosts TV dance competitions. 
(Reference: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112112/ , http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1145872/)

Samuel "Screech" Powers - Sex tape found.  Career over.
(Reference: http://www.tmz.com/2006/09/27/screech-sex-tape-preview/)

Zack Morris - Failed out of college due to too much pot smoking and drinking.  Tried to kill roommate.  Currently works as plumber. 
(Reference: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118301/)

Richard Belding - Sings backup for coverbands, and currently a starving musician. 
(Reference: http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1688350 , http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1742348)

Over the years, fraternity life has changed 10 fold.  This is a comparison as to what fraternities were like to their pledges 5 years ago, as opposed to what they are like now to them now, due to the countless lawsuits, stricter university rules, and all around rules limiting fraternity exclusiveness.  
Enjoy.

5 Years Ago:
"Get me a beer, Maggot."
Today:
"Would you like a drink, buddy?" :::Smile:::

5 years ago:
"Tell that girl that you are a pretty little unicorn, and you want her pot of gold."
Today:
"Hey buddy, that cute freshman looks like she wants someone to talk to."   :::wink and smile:::

5 years ago:
"You are a maggot peice of shit and will never amount to anything."
Today:
"You have your future in your hands!  You can do Anything!!!!" :::Smile and high five:::

5 years ago:
"Do my laundry, bitch."
Today:
"Here's a few shirts I picked up from the Polo outlet.  I got them specific to your size.  Remember, collar popped means you're completely straight!" :::Wink and smile:::

5 years ago:
"You may be my little brother, but you seriously are a completely worthless fuckup."
Today:
"You are the best little ever!!!!  Come home with me and meet my parents!" :::Smile and subtle hand touch:::

5 years ago:
"Old school is the best movie ever.  You could learn a thing or two from Frank the Tank."
Today:
"Drinking too much alcohol is GROSS!.  Hugsies!!" :::Smiles at pledge, and forces uncomfortable hug:::

5 years ago:
"Shut the fuck up.  Do NOT look me in the eyes, pussy."
Today:
"Look me in the eyes.  Tell me sweet nothings" :::Forces homo kisses on pledge's face:::

5 years ago:
"I want you to clean the bathroom, the hallways, the crawlspace, reshingle the roof, and count how many bricks are in this house."
Today:
"I want you in the bathroom, the hallways, the crawlspace, and after I reshingle our roof, i want you to count the tiles on my ceiling"

5 Years ago:
"You'll never make it into this house.  Everyone hates you and you're worthless."
Today:
"Come over to the house.  I love you, and you're smile is priceless"

5 years ago:
"I'm going to go take a few tabs of acid and blow a few lines of coke."
Today:
"I'm going to go bake a batch of walnut brownies!  Do you want some? I need to know how much sugar to put in them.." :::Smiles and caresses pledge's stomach:::

5 years ago:
"You and 6 of your pledge brothers are going to jerk off into a biscuit, and the last person to cum has to eat it."
Today:
"Soggy biscuit Tuesdays!  Whos on my team!?!??!"