CollegeHumor: Comments by IamJack. http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1775958 Six Movies You Should Only Watch While Stoned Mon, 18 May 2009 18:00:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1775958 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Why It Sucks:  
How to kill a multi-billion dollar superhero franchise? Camp, rubber nipples, and enough homoeroticism to sink a frat house full of bodybuilders. Also, bat-skates. It would take Chris Nolan's dark, gritty reboot The Dark Knight to make Batman a billionaire again. (Also, to make people instantly sick of the phrase "dark, gritty, reboot.")

Why It's Good High:
An Oscar-winning performance, a compelling narrative, and meditations on the nature of right and wrong. Bright colors, cartoonishly exaggerated set pieces, Alicia Silverstone's cleavage. One of these lists spells "stoner bait", the other has Maggie Gyllenhal whining so much that you just want someone to tie her to a chair and set her on fire (too soon?). If you need any more convincing of B&R's unique charms:




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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/5/collegehumor.410f4f84538571c78218e93585c6a5bb.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2008-10-24 15:38:00 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 140 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1885250 Finally! I'm so sick of crafty marketers pushing there hidden agendas. Fri, 24 Oct 2008 20:27:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1885250 Finally! I'm so sick of crafty marketers pushing there hidden agendas. nonadult comedy Finally! I'm so sick of crafty marketers pushing there hidden agendas. marketing, truth, shit, toilet paper, super market, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1885250"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/4/collegehumor.165f3a38f52d5f56323336344a49e9f2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:444245">Dave W</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 93 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1763513 Roommate Confessions: Issue 48 Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:43:42 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1763513 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

It's been an entire week since your last confession and there's been a lot of good, solid sinning going on across the country. Check out the top 5 and don't forget to submit your misdeeds here!

There was an R.A. in my dorms who was a real prick; he gave out fines and pink-slips for everything that the rulebook had to offer - candles burning, incense, six pack plugs and extension cords, and of course alcohol. Eventually, we devised a plan to get this lilly livered, wanna-be airport security guard, back. My roommates were seriously midwestern and all of them chewed tobacco which I thought was absolutely disgusting; however, it had occurred to me that this disgusting habit had its advantages. We collected chew spit for two weeks and in total we had 3, two liter bottles of nothing but dirty, smelly, brown saliva. We took our small 5 gallon garbage can and filled it with all the spit that we had collected, and at about 3:30 that night we leaned the bucket against his door, which opened to the inside of the room. Nobody actually saw him open the door, but everyone for two floors in either direction heard it. We all piled out of our rooms in a hurry to see what the commotion was all about and saw his feet covered in chew spit. He cleaned it for 5 or 6 days to no avail, but he stayed off our backs in the meantime and thereafter. Every time I walked by his room and saw the dingy, stained carpet, I couldn't help but laugh a little, then I would get that waft from his room that made the hairs on the inside of my nose BURN! The carpet got cleaned, but there was no incense or candle in the world that would cover the smell of stale spit soaked into his already decaying carpet. I am pretty sure that he never found out who did it, but we couldn't be too far from his thoughts.

Kevin Picollo, University of Nevada - Reno

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Stage 1: Trick or Treating: Ages 3-13


The most innocent of the Halloween stages, the Trick or Treating stage is an opportunity to dress up like your favorite power ranger, animal, or scary character for a whole day, then come home to a family pumpkin carving festival. After that, kids in the Trick or Treating stage spend the night walking around the neighborhood getting candy from the neighbors. It is a simple time...it is a better time.

 

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Parties that you swear you're only going to stop by for a little bit because you really need to study
How much you complain about studying
How much you actually study
Nightly drinking
How easily you're distracted from work
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The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules - If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

The Nominees
  • A) Cal Poly Submitted by Jeremy

    Professor was explaining the correlation between front porches and housing values.

    Professor: One study suggests that front porches actually decrease the property values of the entire block.

    Rhodes Scholar: Wait, how could they build a porch that big though?

  • B) Rollins College Submitted by Kristen

    We were discussing test subjects.

    Professor: Okay, the control group gets the placebo.

    The Brilliance: ... isn't that what comes out after the woman gives birth?

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