John Likes

Thank God he's already paralyzed.

Finally, a video game for the unsung heroes.

Sarah surrenders to the trance-inducing sounds of complete stupidity.

Problem was, he talked over his Miranda rights, and had no idea he could remain silent.

Obama proves he's not only good-looking, but has a great sense of humor, making him the president we'd most like to date. Still not sure if he can fix the economy.

He's so cool, he makes all the girls spin their arms around like helicopters.

From BBC's All the Small Things, the funniest show on television. Too bad it's supposed to be a drama.

The most amazing part is that it comes with a pizza in it.

Now that he's a rapper slapping hos seems oddly acceptable.

I think it actually comes with fries and a soda of your choice.

Take a nap before it's too late.

Only slightly less inspiring than Rocky.

Jon Lajoie is back as MC Vagina and he's going to murder you with his rhymes. And a handgun.

"Hope you cops like DONUTS! For real though I'm getting arrested."

Jake looks up to me.

Preview for a short film starring Collegehumor's Amir as a 47-year-old man and Streeter as his orphaned nephew.

This drum solo is cooler than cool, it's literally ice cold.

Some diseases are too horrible for words.

Show us all the logos you want, Val Kilmer will always be the TRUE bat.

This superstar broke the NCAA record. Did I say "NCAA record?" I meant his neck.