About Me
I can't figure this portrait thing out, so screw it. That's me on the left . . . your left. I'm with Dave and Emily at our college reunion. They're good people. I can't really say the good stories on Dave because they look like such a happy couple. I can tell you that guy's insane and doesn't discrimate in all shapes and sizes of women. I know you're thinking BBW, but I mean more like midget. I was probably at my skinniest at the time. It started when I had a cholesterol problem. I want to live forever but for the short term maybe 10 pounds of muscle and not lose my hair.