^Also the fingering of Jesus' hole is not a sexual act as implied by this comment. However, let's pretend we're being humorous and laugh because Thomas does indeed look like a woman in this picture, Jesus seems to be enjoying his touch too much, and you are a douche who who seems to think everyone is obligated to study your religion.
Don't you get it? Look closer, he cut the friggin girl's arm off! He's closing the curtains so the neighbors can't witness the murders! Run, little girl, run!
Paranormal Activity Deleted Scenes
It's what you don't see that frightens you the most.
CH Staff November 17, 2009
Bring back the HUH!Deceptive Motorcycle Commercial
Made possible by the mini-Hell's Angels
BoB November 05, 2009
^^^I saw that coming when I read the words "deceptive" and "mini" in the title and description. You lose.Jake and Amir: Health Insurance
I'm sick and tired of being ill and exhausted.
Jake and Amir October 29, 2009
I will not.Jake and Amir: Oh Sheesh Y'all
...Twas a shirt!
Jake and Amir October 15, 2009
o sheesh y'all twas a commercial!!Camera Kills Baby
Haha, just kidding! It only blinded him.
BoB August 14, 2009
That is called the Moro Reflex. Typically integrated by 3 months.Professor Nails Troublemaker with Eraser
Next time, mister, it will be a nunchuck.
BoB August 06, 2009
Yeah, fake, unless that eraser was actually made of stone. Guy acted like he'd been hit with a brick.Try AOL 19.0
You've got mail. It's been piling up for the past twelve years.
CH Staff July 31, 2009
Yes, let us do so. And every douche henceforth who refuses to let that unchill comment die.CH Live: NYC - Streeter Seidell
Street discusses the Second Amendment, the Founding Fathers, and how terrifying the British aren't.
CH Staff July 31, 2009
That was great! Made me lmao. Streeter rules.The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog
And then right after they stopped filming the fox bit the dog and it straight up died.
BoB July 30, 2009
...you make me sickNerd Smashes Room
Well, what do you expect from someone who plays DDR with their hands?
BoB July 24, 2009
That's so played out it's become funny again!World's Second Largest Aquarium Tank
We were going to write something funny, but we were too gripped by indescribable beauty.
BoB July 17, 2009
This is why I visit collegehumor. Funniest video ever.Streeter Theeter: Phantom of the Office Romance
It's tough to date coworkers, especially when they fear death.
CH Staff May 15, 2009
Wow, it's even funnier when you repeat it.Bad Boy in Class
He's so cool, he makes all the girls spin their arms around like helicopters.
Serious Lunch May 07, 2009
Yeah, everytime I see her on The Office all I can hear her saying is "I'm gonna make it so dry for you..."Hardly Working: Maze
Scare me twice? Shame on her.
CH Staff May 01, 2009
Sarah's still hot in this. Kinda. Like pseudo-internet-celeb-who's-been-in-a-car-wreck hot.Gruesome Safety Video
On the flip side, this director's horror films are boring and instructional.
BoB April 10, 2009
sigh...Ying-Yang Twins on Cribs Translated
MTV is really starting to incorporate some interesting interactive features with their programming.
BoB March 20, 2009
Last heteroHardly Working: Phantom of the Office Part 2
More moments from your favorite CH Worker.
BoB March 19, 2009
hahahah, ahh, 4 years ago? more like FIVE years ago!Surprising Rifle Recoils
Guns don't make people look stupid. People with cameras make people with guns look stupid.
BoB March 17, 2009
It was funny the first time. Wore off around the 12th time.BoB March 17, 2009
No, you're thinking of a recoil diaper.Surprising Rifle Recoils
Guns don't make people look stupid. People with cameras make people with guns look stupid.
BoB March 17, 2009
It was funny the first time. Wore off around the 12th time.BoB March 17, 2009
No, you're thinking of a recoil diaper.Patrick Ewing Snickers Commercial
You should've seen the bloodbath after Hakeem Olajuwon ate a Zagnut.
BoB March 12, 2009
You're ugly and your breath stinks.BoB March 12, 2009
That only sounds cool because you didn't use the word "turtle."BoB March 12, 2009
^Yongwei wannabe ftlConsumer Corner
by Sarah Schneider August 06, 2009BoB August 07, 2009
I hate every douche who believes they earn an extra 100 IQ points whenever someone else misses the reply button.^You are not strong or smart enough to understand that Mattia was trying to point out a grammatical error in the article.
The Truman Show Alternate Ending
by Brian Murphy July 30, 2009BoB July 30, 2009
My little sister actually did that. I think she was only around 5, though.No idea if she still does it.
Dating, It's Complicated: Issue #11
by Jason Michaels July 30, 2009BoB July 30, 2009
i hate you so much johnBoB July 30, 2009
Aye!Dating, It's Complicated: Issue #11
by Jason Michaels July 30, 2009BoB July 30, 2009
i hate you so much johnBoB July 30, 2009
Aye!The 7 Kinds of Roommates: Girl Edition
by CH Staff July 30, 2009BoB July 30, 2009
Of this edition I was hoping a girl would be there.A Man's Conversations With His Penis Through 3 Stages of Life
by Brian Murphy May 12, 2009BoB May 22, 2009
^Would go gay for the USAThe Librarianist
by The Librarianist May 01, 2009BoB May 01, 2009
Dear CH Staff,I will give you my firstborn child if you ban the Librarianist from this site. Please.
Seriously.
-BoB
BoB May 03, 2009
^Really? Which one?The Librarianist
by The Librarianist May 01, 2009BoB May 01, 2009
Dear CH Staff,I will give you my firstborn child if you ban the Librarianist from this site. Please.
Seriously.
-BoB
BoB May 03, 2009
^Really? Which one?Happy Easter!
by CH Staff April 10, 2009BoB April 10, 2009
^Also the fingering of Jesus' hole is not a sexual act as implied by this comment. However, let's pretend we're being humorous and laugh because Thomas does indeed look like a woman in this picture, Jesus seems to be enjoying his touch too much, and you are a douche who who seems to think everyone is obligated to study your religion.What Will Kevin Do For Ricky's Money: YES Edition
by CH Staff March 18, 2009BoB March 18, 2009
^Second that. The resulting mischief would make it worthwhile.The Librarianist
by The Librarianist March 11, 2009BoB March 11, 2009
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY...BoB March 11, 2009
Oh sure, I would be really fucking depressed the day after winning the lottery.I would rather see yongwei's "FIRST ASIAN" post on every CH page forever than see one more Librarianist wasting space. WTF.
The Librarianist
by The Librarianist March 11, 2009BoB March 11, 2009
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY...BoB March 11, 2009
Oh sure, I would be really fucking depressed the day after winning the lottery.I would rather see yongwei's "FIRST ASIAN" post on every CH page forever than see one more Librarianist wasting space. WTF.
Scott Meets Family Circus: Rainbow
by Scott Gairdner March 09, 2009BoB March 09, 2009
Don't you get it? Look closer, he cut the friggin girl's arm off! He's closing the curtains so the neighbors can't witness the murders! Run, little girl, run!5 Unannounced Windows 7 Features
by Jeremy Gundel March 05, 2009BoB March 05, 2009
OMG you are the funniest ever how do you think of these things LOLS LOLS LOLS