So many different shows, you won't realize they're exactly the same!

It's time to rethink "if at first you don't succeed."

Mayonnaise jingles and sexual harassment go together like mayonnaise and anything else that's fatty and disgusting.

Sure, he'll save Hyrule. But first...

Luke is probably wishing he was at Toshi station picking up some power converters.

Now I can tell my friends I've seen it and only have to lie a little.

If you're not married by the time you're two you've missed your chance. You're an old maid.

Where were you when the Death Star fell?

Suck it, Trebek.

"Ugh, just die already." - Luke Skywalker

It took a lot of balls to do this in front of the whole school. Balls that will never be touched by girls.

"Sorry I didn't return your calls, honey. I was in Europe. What's your excuse for being a bitch?"

L33T the parents.

Street discusses the Second Amendment, the Founding Fathers, and how terrifying the British aren't.

I work hard, I sleep harder.

This was our friend Dan Klein's audition for a CH Original. He was trying out for the role of Willy Loman in Collegehumor's upcoming production of Death of a Salesman. Needless to say, he got the part.

What's the point of eating right if it doesn't taste good?

CH staff members discuss which animal they'd fu- no. MAKE LOVE to.

Casting decisions are tough. Especially during a performance.