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    Issue One Hundred and Thirty One

    by 105%-O-Matic 3 days ago


    The Ordinary Edition.

    Howie Mandel
    Howie Mandel's soulpatch makes him look like he tried to grow a Hitler-stache but missed by a few inches.
    -Andrew B.
    Things Considered "A Waste of Time" By Luke Skywalker's Uncle
    1. Protecting the galaxy
    2. Picking up power converters
    -Patrick Cassels
    Anonymous
    All Alcoholics are Anonymous. After that many drinks, I can't remember my name either.
    -Jennifer Morris
    Grammar
    Drink, drank, drunk. Not a grammar lesson. A progression.
    -Kyle Edds
    Hamburglar
    Shouldn't the Hamburglar be called the Hamburger Burglar?
    -Aaron Jackson
    Friends' Moms
    I'm gonna watch '70s porn until I find a movie with one of my friends' moms in it.
    -Matt Pullman
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