CollegeHumor: Comments by 105%-O-Matic http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1746203 105% issue #41 Tue, 11 Dec 2007 17:04:34 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1746203 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> 105%

Scream, "105% is the greatest thing ever!" at everyone you see. If they're on the 105% prize patrol, you'll win $105! Stay tuned for another uninterrupted joke block.

Jedi Shorthand
- Death *
- @@ Walker
- R2D2
-Jeff Rubin
Not-So-Dirty Harry
"In this city I am judge, jury, and parole officer."
-Patrick Cassels
Q: What's long, hard and filled with semen?
A: A submarine filled with cum.
-Streeter Seidell
Meanwhile at Microwave College...
Microwave 1: Cool, so you bring the fridge and I'll bring the human. Microwave 2: Tight.
-Amir Blumenfeld
Bear Grylls in: "Man vs. Himself"
"If you watch closely, that snake appears to be saying 'You’re a worthless, despicable jerk.' And maybe he’s right. I’ve never been good at anything. Maybe I’ll just end it all. I’m not even worth the scorpion’s anus I’m currently eating."
-Dan Gurewitch
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105% - soon to be a major motion picture
Deaf Buddhist Proverbs
- What is the sound of two hands clapping?
- If a tree falls in the woods, does it make a sound?
- What is the noise my daughter emits when she is smiling/shaking? Is this laughter?
-Amir Blumenfeld
An apple a day keeps anyone away if your throw it hard enough.
-Patrick Cassels
I choose to spend my time thinking about the good in my life rather than the bad. It takes less time that way. So I can masturbate more.
-Tom Sunnergren
Sports News for People Who Hate Sports
- Baseball's almost over. The Yankees are out.
- Football!!!!
- Hockey?
-Jeff Rubin
Before Rodney Dangerfield Found His Comedic Voice
"A girl phoned me the other day and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. We had sex."
-Dan Gurewitch
According to Wikipedia monkeys have a clitoris, but damned if I can find it. Whatever, I've learned a bag of bananas will make her just as excited.
-Brian Paulsen
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105% - soon to be a major motion picture
Deaf Buddhist Proverbs
- What is the sound of two hands clapping?
- If a tree falls in the woods, does it make a sound?
- What is the noise my daughter emits when she is smiling/shaking? Is this laughter?
-Amir Blumenfeld
An apple a day keeps anyone away if your throw it hard enough.
-Patrick Cassels
I choose to spend my time thinking about the good in my life rather than the bad. It takes less time that way. So I can masturbate more.
-Tom Sunnergren
Sports News for People Who Hate Sports
- Baseball's almost over. The Yankees are out.
- Football!!!!
- Hockey?
-Jeff Rubin
Before Rodney Dangerfield Found His Comedic Voice
"A girl phoned me the other day and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. We had sex."
-Dan Gurewitch
According to Wikipedia monkeys have a clitoris, but damned if I can find it. Whatever, I've learned a bag of bananas will make her just as excited.
-Brian Paulsen
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105% - soon to be a major motion picture
Deaf Buddhist Proverbs
- What is the sound of two hands clapping?
- If a tree falls in the woods, does it make a sound?
- What is the noise my daughter emits when she is smiling/shaking? Is this laughter?
-Amir Blumenfeld
An apple a day keeps anyone away if your throw it hard enough.
-Patrick Cassels
I choose to spend my time thinking about the good in my life rather than the bad. It takes less time that way. So I can masturbate more.
-Tom Sunnergren
Sports News for People Who Hate Sports
- Baseball's almost over. The Yankees are out.
- Football!!!!
- Hockey?
-Jeff Rubin
Before Rodney Dangerfield Found His Comedic Voice
"A girl phoned me the other day and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. We had sex."
-Dan Gurewitch
According to Wikipedia monkeys have a clitoris, but damned if I can find it. Whatever, I've learned a bag of bananas will make her just as excited.
-Brian Paulsen
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Very, very few animals were harmed in the making of this issue.

Barely any, really.
Two longtime acquaintances talk for the first time after seeing each others' profiles on a dating website:
Guy: So, um, I--
Girl: Yeah, saw you on--
Guy: Didn't know you were--
Girl: I mean I don't usually...
Guy: Me either, really...
(Silence)
Both: Wanna screw?
Things God Created After Getting Stoned
- HDTV
- Planet Earth in HD
- Planet Earth
There are over 35,000 words in the English language but not one to describe what a mother feels when a homeless man is making her toddler laugh. Can I suggest: Chalimpsest?
My new goal in life is to marry Michael Cera. That way, when I introduced myself, people would think I was being redundant.
"Imagine that hypothetical situations triggered pessimism. I'm not even going to finish this joke because no one will like it anyway."
"There's a fine line between being skinny and being anorexic. The thing is, that line just doesn't think it's fine enough."
Guy 1: I've been constipated for like 5 days
Guy 2: No sh*t!
Merciful Freudian Slip:
"I want to stick my cigar in your mouth."
American Patriotism, If America Were Still Owned By England
"These colours don't run!"
"Please don't tread on me!"
"We were #1"
I took a hepatitis test. I got a C, so I guess I passed.
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Any donkey is a pinata if you like meat enough.
Empty Threats at the Orphanage
"If you don't settle down, we'll have to call your parents."
-Streeter Seidell
Red Hot Chili Peppers Writing Session
- Alright guys we need a new idea for our next album, something fresh
- California?
- Did it
- Sex?
- Did it
- .....sex in California?
- BRILLIANT. Shirts off, everybody!
-Conor Sweeny
Unappreciative Discovery Channel Fan
If I wanted to see a documentary about Earth, I would open my eyes thank you very much! Then, I would purchase tickets to far end places of the globe and take a year off just to see some really amazing stuff, jerk-offs!
-Amir B.
School Shooting or Team Shoot-Around?
"Great Shot Bobby, you nailed it!"
"Yeah, we all are shooting great!"
"I shot the quarterback in the chest and it looked like his chest exploded!"
-Tom Sunnergren
My Grandfather Writes the SATs
An American male and an old Asian woman start a trip from Houston to Dallas at the same time. Joe is doing a steady 5 miles above the speed limit, while Li-Xing or whatever is doing 1/3 of that. How much shorter will Joe's trip be, if Li-Xing makes it at all?
-Jeff Rubin
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Any donkey is a pinata if you like meat enough.
Empty Threats at the Orphanage
"If you don't settle down, we'll have to call your parents."
-Streeter Seidell
Red Hot Chili Peppers Writing Session
- Alright guys we need a new idea for our next album, something fresh
- California?
- Did it
- Sex?
- Did it
- .....sex in California?
- BRILLIANT. Shirts off, everybody!
-Conor Sweeny
Unappreciative Discovery Channel Fan
If I wanted to see a documentary about Earth, I would open my eyes thank you very much! Then, I would purchase tickets to far end places of the globe and take a year off just to see some really amazing stuff, jerk-offs!
-Amir B.
School Shooting or Team Shoot-Around?
"Great Shot Bobby, you nailed it!"
"Yeah, we all are shooting great!"
"I shot the quarterback in the chest and it looked like his chest exploded!"
-Tom Sunnergren
My Grandfather Writes the SATs
An American male and an old Asian woman start a trip from Houston to Dallas at the same time. Joe is doing a steady 5 miles above the speed limit, while Li-Xing or whatever is doing 1/3 of that. How much shorter will Joe's trip be, if Li-Xing makes it at all?
-Jeff Rubin
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Can you crack this secret code? THA SACRAT OF THA CODA IS JUST TO SWITCH ELL OF THA E's END A's

A bad way to propose
"Baby, you make me feel like I'm on heroin."
-Tom Sunnergren
Dakota Fanning Edits Her Own Wikipedia
Dakota Fanning is the smartest, prettiest girl in the world, much prettier than the Little Miss Sunshine pig. She was supposed to win an Oscar for Charolette's Web, but was cheated out of it by greedy jews. She is currently eating strawberry ice cream. [citation needed]
-Jeff Rubin
Is there anything better than Ultimate Frisbee? By definition, no.
-Jesse Gold
Important Life Moments via Text Message
im prgnt
-Streeter Seidell
Life's Great Mysteries
Why don't eggs taste like chicken?
-Smitty
I want to drive an old 1960s style Volkswagen. Not because I love the car or anything, but because I would know that every time I drive by a school bus, someone is getting punched.
-Brillo Peterson
Certain words sound much more amazing then they actually are. Like Supervision. Or Food Pyramid.
-Amir B.
A prostitute is like a box of chocolates--the dark ones are the most delicious, but may contain nuts.
-Chris Richman
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Noow Wiith 50% Moore Vooweels!
I masturbated to Anna Nicole Smith less than 24 hours before her death. Tick tock Terri Hatcher. Tick tock.
-Tom Sunnergren
John Donne once wrote, "Death be not proud," and I have always agreed with him. Except for this one time, I saw a Native American stand on the edge of a waterfall, spread his arms into a Christ-like position, dive off the edge, and burst into a thousand shimmering eagles on the way down. That was pretty proud.
-Patrick Cassels
Did you hear the one about the joke with no punchline?
-Ben Lockshin
Worst/Best/Worst Newspaper Headline
"Crack Baby Still Born"
-Curt Stine
MythBusters!
...In the beginning, Hesiod says, there was Zeus, vast and dark. Then appeared Gaea, the deep-breasted earth, and finally Eros, ' the love which softens hearts ', who was thus a fructifying influence. From Zeus were born Erebus and Night who, uniting, gave birth in their turn to Ether and Hemera, the day. Then she created the high mountains and Pontus, ' the sterile sea ' with its harmonious waves...

Verdict: False.
-Amir B.
A true southern gentleman will make love to a woman in a full velvet body suit on a mound of live ducklings.
-Cody Garay
Make The Most of Your Game of “Twister”
Call "right hand labia."
-Dan Gurewitch
The Rational Paranoid
The government is checking our water supply to make sure it's consistent, man!
-Jeff Rubin
Roman numerals?
Not on my watch!
-Streeter Seidell
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Noow Wiith 50% Moore Vooweels!
I masturbated to Anna Nicole Smith less than 24 hours before her death. Tick tock Terri Hatcher. Tick tock.
-Tom Sunnergren
John Donne once wrote, "Death be not proud," and I have always agreed with him. Except for this one time, I saw a Native American stand on the edge of a waterfall, spread his arms into a Christ-like position, dive off the edge, and burst into a thousand shimmering eagles on the way down. That was pretty proud.
-Patrick Cassels
Did you hear the one about the joke with no punchline?
-Ben Lockshin
Worst/Best/Worst Newspaper Headline
"Crack Baby Still Born"
-Curt Stine
MythBusters!
...In the beginning, Hesiod says, there was Zeus, vast and dark. Then appeared Gaea, the deep-breasted earth, and finally Eros, ' the love which softens hearts ', who was thus a fructifying influence. From Zeus were born Erebus and Night who, uniting, gave birth in their turn to Ether and Hemera, the day. Then she created the high mountains and Pontus, ' the sterile sea ' with its harmonious waves...

Verdict: False.
-Amir B.
A true southern gentleman will make love to a woman in a full velvet body suit on a mound of live ducklings.
-Cody Garay
Make The Most of Your Game of “Twister”
Call "right hand labia."
-Dan Gurewitch
The Rational Paranoid
The government is checking our water supply to make sure it's consistent, man!
-Jeff Rubin
Roman numerals?
Not on my watch!
-Streeter Seidell
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Noow Wiith 50% Moore Vooweels!
I masturbated to Anna Nicole Smith less than 24 hours before her death. Tick tock Terri Hatcher. Tick tock.
-Tom Sunnergren
John Donne once wrote, "Death be not proud," and I have always agreed with him. Except for this one time, I saw a Native American stand on the edge of a waterfall, spread his arms into a Christ-like position, dive off the edge, and burst into a thousand shimmering eagles on the way down. That was pretty proud.
-Patrick Cassels
Did you hear the one about the joke with no punchline?
-Ben Lockshin
Worst/Best/Worst Newspaper Headline
"Crack Baby Still Born"
-Curt Stine
MythBusters!
...In the beginning, Hesiod says, there was Zeus, vast and dark. Then appeared Gaea, the deep-breasted earth, and finally Eros, ' the love which softens hearts ', who was thus a fructifying influence. From Zeus were born Erebus and Night who, uniting, gave birth in their turn to Ether and Hemera, the day. Then she created the high mountains and Pontus, ' the sterile sea ' with its harmonious waves...

Verdict: False.
-Amir B.
A true southern gentleman will make love to a woman in a full velvet body suit on a mound of live ducklings.
-Cody Garay
Make The Most of Your Game of “Twister”
Call "right hand labia."
-Dan Gurewitch
The Rational Paranoid
The government is checking our water supply to make sure it's consistent, man!
-Jeff Rubin
Roman numerals?
Not on my watch!
-Streeter Seidell
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105% - Making literacy worth it for two full weeks now.
Stanley Rhein, inventor of Mad Libs died today. He was seventy-poop years old.
-Amir B.
If life were more like hockey, a horn would sound at the end of a girl's period.
-Chris Richman
Meta-TV Pitches
The Producer- A competitive reality show in which contestants compete in challenges for the right to create a competitive reality show.
The Awardys- An award show where the Awardy Awards are awarded.
Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip- An overrated show about people creating an overrated show.
-Jeff Rubin
Great Thing to Say When You're Having Sex
"This Just In: My Dick"
-Streeter Seidell
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105% - Making literacy worth it for two full weeks now.
Stanley Rhein, inventor of Mad Libs died today. He was seventy-poop years old.
-Amir B.
If life were more like hockey, a horn would sound at the end of a girl's period.
-Chris Richman
Meta-TV Pitches
The Producer- A competitive reality show in which contestants compete in challenges for the right to create a competitive reality show.
The Awardys- An award show where the Awardy Awards are awarded.
Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip- An overrated show about people creating an overrated show.
-Jeff Rubin
Great Thing to Say When You're Having Sex
"This Just In: My Dick"
-Streeter Seidell
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:193715"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/3/collegehumor.32aef8c071da54cebf90f683568f0d30.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-01-19 10:41:42 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:193715">105%-O-Matic</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1446"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 85 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1715418 105% issue #2 Fri, 19 Jan 2007 10:41:42 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1715418 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
105% - Making literacy worth it for two full weeks now.
Stanley Rhein, inventor of Mad Libs died today. He was seventy-poop years old.
-Amir B.
If life were more like hockey, a horn would sound at the end of a girl's period.
-Chris Richman
Meta-TV Pitches
The Producer- A competitive reality show in which contestants compete in challenges for the right to create a competitive reality show.
The Awardys- An award show where the Awardy Awards are awarded.
Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip- An overrated show about people creating an overrated show.
-Jeff Rubin
Great Thing to Say When You're Having Sex
"This Just In: My Dick"
-Streeter Seidell
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:193715"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/3/collegehumor.32aef8c071da54cebf90f683568f0d30.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-01-19 10:41:42 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:193715">105%-O-Matic</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1446"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 85 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />