Wade Parsons

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About Me I am The Future!
I have come back in time to hunt down the one creature who has completely destroyed the universe (this takes place in the year 9567).
Ohh yeah by the way that whole end of the world happening on December 21st, 2012, biggest load of bull fudge since Y2K and Arnold Schwarzenegger becoming President.....oops did i spoil that for you.
Anyway, back to why I came back, I am here to hunt down the evil spawn of Satan himself, MANBEARPIG! (Al Gore is a being of light in my time...you people should be ashamed to shun him like you do, it sickens me). I must do whatever it takes to destroy MANBEARPIG once and for all. I ask for your help.....do it for your great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandchildren. If you help me I will give you a lollipop.



And if you haven't noticed being bored at work and procrastinating on doing school work leads your mind to those thoughts. If you want anymore random thoughts stay tuned. And if your impatient, shoot me a line and I shall tickle your fancy.....no not like that get your mind out the ditch.

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