We head down to Texas for cowboy hats, honky tonk music, and of course a Japanese-influenced arcade.
This was MJ's original vision for the song, but the only guitarist he could get was Eddie Van Halen.
Learon visits the office to get a taste of American culture, sprinkled with a little pepper sauce.
If you're going to wax poetic, make sure you have enough wax.
They vant to... get along.