We head down to Texas for cowboy hats, honky tonk music, and of course a Japanese-influenced arcade.

This was MJ's original vision for the song, but the only guitarist he could get was Eddie Van Halen.

Learon visits the office to get a taste of American culture, sprinkled with a little pepper sauce.

If you're going to wax poetic, make sure you have enough wax.

They vant to... get along.

The story of an employee just trying to share his gift with the rest of the office.

Let the rhythm take you over. Bailamos.

Digital pets. Real bitterness.

2 Across: Best Friends. Eleven letters.

Who says you can't use a liberal arts degree?

There's no such thing as a free cookie lunch.

If Colbert bumps this it could cause a chain reaction that would mean the end of life as we know it.

Broken arms don't hurt as much as broken dreams.

I wonder how The Black Eyed Peas feel knowing that these students made a better music video than they did.

My Jewish New Years resolution? Make more time for friends.

One is a master of dark arts, the other is an incompetent employee. We honestly can't tell which is which.

Pete Holmes reminisces about being a child.

Sarah is very anal when it comes to playing with her hair.

Freestyle Love Supreme is back... and as critical as ever.

The dudes in the office have gone way too far.