if your mother would have known that you would have been such a n00b, she would have aborted you, and not in a nice place like in cider house rules, she would have found the shadiest back ally abortionist just to make sure he botched it so she wouldn't have to risk ever having any other kids even similar to you.
he has been saying awesome a whole lot lately, and now has started chest bumping, next thing you know he is going to be drinking natty ice and playing game cube. presidential bro rape FTL