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After I had a party in our apartment, you complained about our tub being dirty because of my friends and I doing shotguns in it. So I cleaned the tub. I used your loofah to do it though. Then I used it to scrub the floors and walls and even our dirty fungus covered toilet. A couple weeks later, I put that same loofah in our clogged toilet (after another party). Then I put some of the trash into your soap. But it's okay since you don't actually use your loofah. I mean, you haven't actually washed your dirty self in a week anyways? White trash.
Laura S, Towson University

So, you always thought you had complete rights to our room every weekend. You and your beastly girlfriend would lay up in your top bunk and do whatever it is wildabeasts do to reproduce. Your actions were inexcusable, and possibly illegal in several states. The after-sex smell on Monday mornings was horrendous... so I knew I had to put a stop to this. Luckily, bunk beds aren't held together with cement. I loosened a few screws, pulled the beds apart just a bit, and waited for you two love-bears to come home. I wasn't there to watch you two go at it, but I heard the outcome from across the hall. After the atom-bomb went off in my dorm room and you two left in anger, I had the room to myself. It was a good weekend, huh?!
Mike H., School Not Given