I just realized that this is the beginning of all those horrific road accident photos on the gore sites, with bodies torn in half or hanging out of windows.
The funny part of this is that a couple of days later, the guy behind the slingshot DID actually find a large spider in the bathroom, and no one believed him until they had to take him to the hospital.
World's Best Driver
He's so good, he doesn't need to worry about things like wearing a seat belt, holding the steering wheel, or even paying attention to the road at all.
deusdiabolus August 31, 2009
I just realized that this is the beginning of all those horrific road accident photos on the gore sites, with bodies torn in half or hanging out of windows.Crazy Vinyl Freestyle
Psh, let's see them do this with iPods. Get with the times, guys!
deusdiabolus August 31, 2009
Don't do this with anything you may need to sell on eBay later.Kid Falls Asleep on Power Wheels
Better now than 15 years later, right?
deusdiabolus August 31, 2009
If you don't go for the nap, the nap will come and find you.Skilled Vodka Shots
These guys can literally throw back a few shots.
deusdiabolus August 31, 2009
It's worth the liver damage!Inappropriate Barney Dance
Not the kind of "teeth brushing" Barney should be teaching children
deusdiabolus August 30, 2009
Now spit!Giant Tortoises Having Sex
Excuse me, I mean "making love."
deusdiabolus August 30, 2009
"Get off, Frank, people are WATCHING."Futon Rap
The most important rap song about a piece of furniture you'll hear all day.
deusdiabolus August 30, 2009
I give it props for the obviously gay bear.Unexpected Wedding Entrance
See? Arranged marriages can be fun!
deusdiabolus August 02, 2009
First comment is BETTER than just saying "first"Andrew WK Does The Weather
Wednesday will be low 70s with 100% CHANCE OF PARTY!
deusdiabolus August 02, 2009
This explains how he got the gig hosting DESTROY BUILD DESTROY.Naked Girl Music Video Gets Interrupted
This gives me hope that maybe it is possible for a fat guy to get naked around hot girls in public and not get arrested.
tehelvis August 02, 2009
That guy earned his pizza.Windshield Headstand Goes Poorly
And that's why gymnasts use mats.
deusdiabolus August 02, 2009
Sometimes you have to know when to stop.Point-Blank Tomato Prank
You say "tomato," I say "why the f*** did you do that?"
deusdiabolus August 02, 2009
The funny part of this is that a couple of days later, the guy behind the slingshot DID actually find a large spider in the bathroom, and no one believed him until they had to take him to the hospital.Melody of Obnoxious Songs
For a melody this great, we're willing to pretend we find Paula Cole songs obnoxious.
deusdiabolus June 10, 2009
They look like t.a.T.u.Congressman Lists Fetishes
The other congressmen couldn't get out of their chairs to applaud after. Because they had boners.
deusdiabolus June 10, 2009
He's just agitated because his surgical steel sounds haven't been delivered.Fat Cat Can't Climb Shelves
Sometimes you have to admit to yourself you're too fat to go on.
Erin June 09, 2009
He haz had way too many cheezburgers. Also, he's fat.Pool Draining with a Jetski
Totally worth the 7,000 dollars we now owe.
deusdiabolus June 09, 2009
I like the part where the girls screamed.One Man Show
A theatrical experience that defies definition.
Front Page Films June 08, 2009
This man loves his condiments. He really, really loves them.The Lion Sleeps Tonight Crappy Live Version
"One more time, without enthusiasm!"
deusdiabolus June 08, 2009
Confidence without talent leads to disaster.Grandma Dildo Surprise
It's black and white, just like the porno-movie dildos of yesteryear.
deusdiabolus April 23, 2009
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZBrush Yo' Teeth!
These guys are always flossin'
Wiredset April 22, 2009
Available for weddings, bar mitzvahs, and sales conventions.Horribly Inappropriate Things to Write on the Facebook Wall of That Kid Who Just Killed Himself
by Susanna Wolff March 26, 2009deusdiabolus March 28, 2009
IAWTC