She doesn't even laugh like a human. She laughs like a girl.

This is the second stupidest thing he's done all day. The first was betting his friend he couldn't shoot him in the mouth with a paintball.

He said don't take a picture. Technically, he never mentioned video.

Look there's a bird pecking into a-OH JESUS RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.

"Oh, I'm sorry. The most exotic Pizza Hut in the world isn't a romantic enough date for you?

I've got a long way to go. I still can't hang up the phone without crying.

I haven't been this scared of a little girl since Hannah Montana turned out to be Miley Cyrus.

He's just getting ready for the kitty rave.

What kind of a Doctor is he? Oh, he's a plumber?

We can't legally show you numbers 4-6.

She's very advanced for her age. Most babies don't learn to stanky leg dance until they're 28 months old.

In place of a joke here, I will explain that this is four people's larynx openings singing opera, filmed from inside their throats.

You shoulda seen this guy at his surprise party...

Iz on ur computr, captioning ur videeowzz!

This is what happens when corporations change pwn3rship.

"Hmm... not yet deadly. Let's try more kerosene!"

The Michael Jordan of pogo sticks flips from one stick to the next like an elegant ballerina. Astonishing.

It's black and white, just like the porno-movie dildos of yesteryear.

From a young age, Snidely Whiplash's parents knew he was destined for greatness.

You swore!? You're in so much f*cking trouble.