CollegeHumor: Stuff CH Staff Likes http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1715915 Nick's Commercials: Girls's Costume Warehouse Tue, 31 Oct 2006 12:02:00 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1715915 Nick's Commercials: Girls's Costume Warehouse nonadult comedy What the hell are you waiting for, get your ass down here! halloween, commercial, local access, CH Originals, nicks seasonal emporiums, best of ch originals CH Sketches <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1715915"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/0/9/collegehumor.21fd16f03cf55d4519d25c29ec818f50.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 3737 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1774105 Gophilla Collins Thu, 06 Sep 2007 10:34:34 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1774105 Gophilla Collins nonadult comedy This tortured gorilla witnessed another gorilla falling off a vine. gorilla, phil collins, drumming, commercial, music video, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1774105"><img src="http://1.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/8/d/collegehumor.5b62e8087352500dd7a6b8fd93dcc3d2.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1536 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1772244 Curling Commercial Thu, 23 Aug 2007 11:41:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1772244 Curling Commercial nonadult comedy Could YOU be the next Al Hackner? curling, commercial, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1772244"><img src="http://2.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/b/8/collegehumor.f22515dbba29ee441e08db587273ec65.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 58 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1772238 The Atomic Nipple Thu, 23 Aug 2007 11:26:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1772238 The Atomic Nipple nonadult comedy This kid is on a serious sugar rush. kid, pool, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1772238"><img src="http://0.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/5/5/collegehumor.32c2f305071972bdef9784756cd9259b.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 25 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1738673 Hot New Ideas for Theme Parties Thu, 16 Aug 2007 14:56:27 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1738673 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> I think we've all heard of the classic college themed parties like "Pimps and Hos," and "Golf Pros and Tennis Hos," or "G.I. Joes and Army Hos". I think it's about time to spice them up a little with fall semester right around the corner.

Check out these hot new themes that'll be hoppin' all over the country this semester!

  • Jockos and Tacos
  • Mac Pros and P.C. Hos
  • Egyptian Pharoahs and Mummy Hos
  • Star Wars Geeks and Trekkie Freaks
  • Edgar Allen Poes and Prose Hos
  • Home Depots and Backgarden Hos
  • Fidel Castros and Communist Foes (Alternate: Francisco Francos and Nationalist Hos)
  • Robinson Crusoes and Tropical Island Hos
  • Severely Psychotic Schizos and Chronically Depressed Hos
  • Nazi Germany Gestapos and Reichssicherheitshauptamt Hos
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.45397a4c6c8241522ef776b95348cf0f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-08-16 14:56:27 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326">Jeff Rosenberg</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 75 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1738058 The Diary of Christopher Columbus Wed, 08 Aug 2007 17:29:10 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1738058 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
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Hey kids, wake up. We need to have a talk. Huh? I don’t know, about 2 AM, I think. Listen, I have to tell you all something. It's about your mother and I. But before I do, I want you to know that no matter what happens, we’re going to love all of you a little more or less, depending on how we’re feeling day-to-day. Our emotions toward you have been kind of hazy these last few weeks. But right now you all seem like pretty solid peeps in my book.


So you’ve probably noticed your mother and I fighting a lot lately. All the time, actually. Yes, Emily, even when we’re not yelling, we’re still fighting. In fact, the non-yelling fights are worst. So cold. So hopeless. Oh so hopeless. More hateful than anything you’ll ever know, though they did usually take place in front of you, in your bedrooms. Or your classrooms—I don't know why we did that.

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TEENAGE CHRISTIAN: Hey, I heard there's going to be a crazy party at Kendall’s Friday night. Wanna go?

TEENAGE JEW: I can't. I have to wake up early Saturday morning and go to temple. I know, lame, right? But I heard there's an even crazier party Saturday night.

TEENAGE CHRISTIAN: I can't make it. I have to wake up early Sunday morning and go to church.

TEENAGE JEW: That's too bad.

TEENAGE CHRISTIAN: I know. What a bummer.

TEENAGE JEW: Well, at least we'll be able to hang out my Bar Mitzvah celebration next week. I should be a lot of fun.

TEENAGE CHRISTIAN: Not as much fun as my Confirmation party. There’s a DJ coming from the bad part of the city, and he’s bringing all the best rap music.

TEENAGE JEW: I’m getting a magician.

TEENAGE CHRISTIAN: My mom's boyfriend will bring his dirt bike.

TEENAGE JEW: Forget it. I have to be home before Sundown, when the Sabbath starts. Can you give me a ride?

TEENAGE CHRISTIAN: Actually, I was planning to stop at the mall and buy a new Nativity scene for Christmas.

TEENAGE JEW: What?! But it's the middle of August. Christmas isn't for months.

TEENAGE CHRISTIAN: I also need another crucifix—to better worship my Lord. My glorious Lord.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:101226"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/2/b/collegehumor.bf47a312f8c3b3d327c1333b4268bdca.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-07-24 17:58:56 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:101226">Patrick Cassels</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:857"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 25 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1736381 Well, at least I passed go Tue, 17 Jul 2007 11:04:31 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1736381 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

The Funnies is CollegeHumor's weekly cartoon series. This week's comes from CH's awesome-ologist, Jeff Rubin.

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:917478"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/default/collegehumor.baby.23.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-07-17 11:04:31 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:917478">Will Schneider</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 30 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1735519 Media Mergers We'd Like To See Thu, 05 Jul 2007 11:50:20 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1735519 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>


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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:229"><img src="http://3.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/9/f/collegehumor.7cc2e0696d5c5ce7891a75df31a50bd8.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-06-12 15:40:34 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:229">Amir Blumenfeld</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:217"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 133 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1756809 The Michael Showalter Showalter: Paul Rudd Mon, 30 Apr 2007 17:33:40 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1756809 The Michael Showalter Showalter: Paul Rudd nonadult comedy Michael Showalter gets down and dirty with Paul Rudd and his alter ego Randy. Paul Rudd, CH Originals, Michael Showalter, best of ch originals, ch sketches, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1756809"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/7/collegehumor.6d02dc34fdc18de00acc2e87ce14ba6d.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:21877">CH Staff</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 874 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1754891 Hercules: The World's Biggest Dog Ever According to Guinness World Records Hercules was recently awarded the honorable distinction of Worlds Biggest Dog by Guinness World Records. Hercules is an English Mastiff and has a 38 inch neck and weighs 282 pounds." Wed, 25 Apr 2007 11:04:00 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1754891 Hercules: The World's Biggest Dog Ever According to Guinness World Records Hercules was recently awarded the honorable distinction of Worlds Biggest Dog by Guinness World Records. Hercules is an English Mastiff and has a 38 inch neck and weighs 282 pounds." nonadult comedy Hercules: The World's Biggest Dog Ever According to Guinness World Records Hercules was recently awarded the honorable distinction of Worlds Biggest Dog by Guinness World Records. Hercules is an English Mastiff and has a 38 inch neck and weighs 282 pounds." enormous, horse, dog, hercules the dog, <table><tr><td> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1754891"><img src="http://8.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/1/collegehumor.8ad2350f96d7ff8f4685f3710fa31811.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> <p>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:173600">Nicole</a> </p> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 421 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1727159 Overheard Fri, 13 Apr 2007 15:08:41 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1727159 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

The past couple weeks people have been sending me all sorts of crazy things from stuff they’ve overheard Frat guys saying at bars, clubs or just hanging out.  Here are a couple of the best – four of them are real, one’s fake.  Guess which one!

"Dude, I just got this sickkkkkkk acoustic bass man. Sh*t was backordered for like 3 months. Bro, ITS A F*CKING DEAL, I got it for like 150 f*ckin’ dollars. You tell me where you’ll find a better f*cking deal, CAUSE YOU WONT YOU F*CK."
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"You don't remember that night? You know the night where I just looked at TJ and was like, “Dude get me out of here, or I'm goin’ f*ckin’ start to break stuff'. And I DID f*cking break stuff. F*ckin sweet time."

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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/c/9/collegehumor.45397a4c6c8241522ef776b95348cf0f.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-04-13 15:08:41 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:326">Jeff Rosenberg</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1236"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 27 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1721598 105% issue #8 Fri, 02 Mar 2007 12:08:06 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1721598 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Wouldn't life be more interesting if tickling crazy people was proven to give you good luck?
Asian Nursery Rhymes
Mary had a litte RAM, only about a meg or so.
-Georgio
Ironic Typos
astrisk
asterisk*
-Jeff Rosenberg
50 Cent has a cat. Its name is Fitty Kitty.... because it has epilepsy.
-Jesse Gold
Heard For the First Time in 2014
"My parents met on MySpace."
-Streeter Seidell
If HowStuffWorks.com Was Run By Idiots
Air conditioners are powered by David the Gnome vigorously fanning a block of ice.
-Dan Gurewitch
Witty Drill Seargant
When a Lieutenant asks you what your favorite method man movie is YOU SAY "HOW HIGH!?"
-Amir B.
Easy Wheel of Fortune Puzzles
I WOU_D _IKE TO SO_VE T_E PUZZ_E
-Jeff Rubin
Send your 105% submissions to 105percent @ gmail dot com
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]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:398726"><img src="http://5.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/f/1/collegehumor.7b68c6df2a6ca22f19350f01644dc3b8.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-02-28 12:02:34 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:398726">Cap Boso</a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 48 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1721165 Guy Who Got Laid Last Night Wants to Brag Tue, 27 Feb 2007 17:32:19 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1721165 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> (Four friends sitting around dorm room)

Mike: Wow... I AM TIRED.

Paul: Yeah, me too.

Mike: LATE night. LATE LATE Night.

Chris: You guys wanna do something tonight?

Mike: Oh, man. I have got to take it easy, especially after last night. I got like NO rest.

Ben: Yeah, me neither. I had to finish this annoying paper.

Mike: Oh... I wasn’t doing HOMEWORK. I was doing someb--

(phone goes off)

Mike: Jesus. I hope that’s not YOU KNOW WHO!

Ben: Your mom?

(they all laugh)

Mike: No dipshit, not my mom. The girl I fu--

Paul: That reminds me, I have to get a new phone.

(Mike picks up)

Mike: (into phone quietly) Heymomlemmecallyoubackbye.

(everybody cracks up)

Mike: Sluts, dude.
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