tried to drink a gallon of milk because of peer pressure, didn't make it
crushing cans with a dildo
Today's edition of Stuff You Shouldn't Microwave - matches!
"Once I've seen your underwear, you are no longer a threat."
The guy behind the wheel became the first man to ever get laid while driving a Subaru.
Picnicface's energy drink will blow your mind AGAIN!
The Good, The Bad, and The OH MY GOD HIS ARM!