CollegeHumor: User 224's Articles

CollegeHumor: User 224's Articles http://www.collegehumor.com http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1759941 Quick Note: I Have To Go Series Finale! Thu, 31 Jul 2008 11:22:10 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1759941 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Today is the last episode, so be sure to check it out. We asked viewers what they wanted to see for the final show and the most common response was they wanted to see Dan get beaten up. So that's what we did. It's got more epic action than Dark Knight.

Thanks to Mountain Dew for sponsoring such a silly idea. They've been super cool. Speaking of which, you have until 5:30pm today to vote for the next Dew flavor at Dewmocracy.com. So do it. Or shall I say, dew it.

And thanks to everybody for watching. We got a lot of good feedback on it and even the people who said they didn't like it still came back to watch it just as much as the people who did. Works for us.

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:224"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/6/collegehumor.92022fc4e06fb5ae48c7a7b69d3179e1.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:224">Ricky Van Veen</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1120"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 12 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1756334 Introducing Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:53:22 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1756334 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
In steps Mountain Dew. They agreed to sponsor the show for two months. So, we'll be putting out a new episode every weekday for June and July. Say thanks to them by voting for the next Mountain Dew flavor at Dewmocracy.com.

Anyway, we got our friend Dan to host it before he goes to work -- hence, the "I Have To Go In A Minute Show." In today's episode, Dan finds a crazy Kung-Fu guy on the street, comes back to his dojo with him, and gets his ass kicked.

Enjoy.

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:224"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/6/collegehumor.92022fc4e06fb5ae48c7a7b69d3179e1.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:224">Ricky Van Veen</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1120"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 7 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1740109 Prank War Coming Tomorrow Sun, 09 Sep 2007 10:54:06 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1740109 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
Amir just showed me his latest prank war video on Streeter. Part of me wants to share it with everybody because it's really great. But I can't let this war continue to escalate. In the long run, its bad for CollegeHumor. I hope you understand.

Just kidding.

We'll be posting it Monday afternoon. So get excited.

To whet your appetite and refresh your memory, here are the last two pranks they've pulled on each other..

Amir gets Streeter

Streeter gets Amir

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:224"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/6/collegehumor.92022fc4e06fb5ae48c7a7b69d3179e1.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:224">Ricky Van Veen</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1120"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 6 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1734787 Slang Graveyard Mon, 25 Jun 2007 10:42:36 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1734787 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:224"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/6/collegehumor.92022fc4e06fb5ae48c7a7b69d3179e1.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-06-25 10:42:36 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:224">Ricky Van Veen</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1120"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 18 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1733525 Slang Graveyard Mon, 11 Jun 2007 15:40:12 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1733525 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:224"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/6/collegehumor.92022fc4e06fb5ae48c7a7b69d3179e1.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-06-11 15:40:12 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:224">Ricky Van Veen</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1120"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 16 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1732294 Slang Graveyard Tue, 29 May 2007 09:00:43 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1732294 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:224"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/6/collegehumor.92022fc4e06fb5ae48c7a7b69d3179e1.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-05-29 09:00:43 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:224">Ricky Van Veen</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1120"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 13 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1729704 Slang Graveyard Fri, 04 May 2007 09:20:24 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1729704 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Thanks, Jay

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:224"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/6/collegehumor.92022fc4e06fb5ae48c7a7b69d3179e1.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-05-04 09:20:24 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:224">Ricky Van Veen</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1120"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 18 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1727458 Slang Graveyard Mon, 16 Apr 2007 11:25:36 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1727458 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:224"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/6/collegehumor.92022fc4e06fb5ae48c7a7b69d3179e1.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-04-16 11:25:36 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:224">Ricky Van Veen</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1120"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 25 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1726837 Slang Graveyard Wed, 11 Apr 2007 14:47:27 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1726837 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:224"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/6/collegehumor.92022fc4e06fb5ae48c7a7b69d3179e1.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-04-11 14:47:27 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:224">Ricky Van Veen</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1120"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 20 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1723235 Slang Graveyard Thu, 15 Mar 2007 17:29:20 -0400 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1723235 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:224"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/6/collegehumor.92022fc4e06fb5ae48c7a7b69d3179e1.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-03-15 17:29:20 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:224">Ricky Van Veen</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1120"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 15 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1722302 Slang Graveyard Wed, 07 Mar 2007 16:49:39 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1722302 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:224"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/6/collegehumor.92022fc4e06fb5ae48c7a7b69d3179e1.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-03-07 16:49:39 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:224">Ricky Van Veen</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1120"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 15 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1721154 Slang Graveyard Tue, 27 Feb 2007 16:22:41 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1721154 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:224"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/6/collegehumor.92022fc4e06fb5ae48c7a7b69d3179e1.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-02-27 16:22:41 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:224">Ricky Van Veen</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1120"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 28 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1720691 Jock Jams Volume 1 Applies for Car Insurance Fri, 23 Feb 2007 12:12:16 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1720691 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2> Vehicle Description and Use

To the left, to the left, to the right, to the right
To the front, to the front, to the back, to the back
Now dip baby dip, come on let's dip baby dip baby
Dip baby just dip, baby dip baby dip

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Pump up the jam,
Pump up the jam,
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Resident & Driver Information

Party people let me hear some noise
DC's in the house jump jump and rejoice
There's a party over here
a party over there
Wave your hands in the air
Shake the deriere
These three words mean you're gettin' busy
Whoomp there it is
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Accidents/Convictions - Each field is required for ALL Drivers

Everybody Dance now ...
Everybody Dance now ...
Give me the music
Give me the music

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:224"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/6/collegehumor.92022fc4e06fb5ae48c7a7b69d3179e1.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-02-23 12:12:16 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:224">Ricky Van Veen</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1120"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 12 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1720197 Slang Graveyard Tue, 20 Feb 2007 13:43:29 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1720197 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:224"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/6/collegehumor.92022fc4e06fb5ae48c7a7b69d3179e1.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-02-20 13:43:29 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:224">Ricky Van Veen</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1120"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 36 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1717983 Deja Brew Mon, 05 Feb 2007 12:38:10 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1717983 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
You be the judge...

Bud Light, Feb 2007

Whitest Kids, June 2005.

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:224"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/6/collegehumor.92022fc4e06fb5ae48c7a7b69d3179e1.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-02-05 12:38:10 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:224">Ricky Van Veen</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1120"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 3 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1717578 LEAKED: New Lost Intro! Thu, 01 Feb 2007 16:54:23 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1717578 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>
As you may have heard, when the show returns this week, it will be changing its opening from the old mysterious intro to something a little more catchy.

A CH reader from UCLA who interns at Touchstone television snuck this tape out of the building and sent it to us. This is a CH exclusive!

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:224"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/6/collegehumor.92022fc4e06fb5ae48c7a7b69d3179e1.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-02-01 16:54:23 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:224">Ricky Van Veen</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1120"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 1 like </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1716909 Overheard at the DNC: Jan '07 Mon, 29 Jan 2007 10:04:11 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1716909 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

"OK, so here’s the deal. This ’08 election is gonna be a slam dunk. The Republicans have proven they can’t lead the country; Bush has the lowest approval rating since Nixon during Watergate. As long as we play it safe, there is no possible way we can lose this thing. So, any ideas?"

"Oooh, how about we run a woman for President?"

"I like where you’re going with that. Sounds like a safe bet."

"What about a black guy?"

"Even better."

"But what if he doesn’t have a lot of foreign policy experience?"

"No problem. We’ll just find a black guy whose name rhymes with both 'Iraq' and 'Osama.' That way, when the average American voter hears it, the first thing they’ll think is “foreign policy experience.”

"White House here we come!"

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:224"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/6/collegehumor.92022fc4e06fb5ae48c7a7b69d3179e1.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-01-29 10:04:11 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:224">Ricky Van Veen</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1120"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 60 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1715447 Cause And Effect Fri, 19 Jan 2007 14:33:35 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1715447 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Nothing really matters to me...

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:224"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/6/collegehumor.92022fc4e06fb5ae48c7a7b69d3179e1.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-01-19 14:33:35 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:224">Ricky Van Veen</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1120"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 78 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1711716 Saddam Hung? Tue, 02 Jan 2007 09:52:02 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1711716 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

C'mon, that's not news. We've known that for years.

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:224"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/6/collegehumor.92022fc4e06fb5ae48c7a7b69d3179e1.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2007-01-02 09:52:02 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:224">Ricky Van Veen</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1120"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 17 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr /> http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1708798 Current Movie Titles With One Word Replaced with "Vagina" Tue, 12 Dec 2006 10:18:31 -0500 http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1708798 <table border=0 width="360px"> <tr> <td colspan=2>

Vagina Royale

Unaccompanied Vagina

For Your Vagina

Deck the Vagina

Charlotte's Vagina

Pursuit of Vagina

Rocky Vagina

Night at the Vagina

Vagina (Apocalypto)

We are Vagina

The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Vagina

Let's Go To Vagina

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Vagina

]]> </td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan=2> <hr> </td> </tr> <tr><td valign="top" width="35px"> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:224"><img src="http://6.media.collegehumor.com/collegehumor/ch6/4/6/collegehumor.92022fc4e06fb5ae48c7a7b69d3179e1.jpg"></a> </td> <td valign="top"> Written 2006-12-12 10:18:31 by <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/user:224">Ricky Van Veen</a> <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/school:1120"></a> <p> <img src="http://www.collegehumor.com/artwork/icon_likeIt_noLink.gif" align="texttop" /> 27 likes </p> </td> </tr> </table> <hr />