Steve Hofstetter's Articles

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  • Tom From MySpace: The True Patriot

    Today is our independence day - a day where, as Americans, we can celebrate the true meaning of freedom, and spend twenty-four hours on myspace posting graphics on our friends' pages.

    Be they animated fireworks or waving flags or cakes that really have nothing to do with independence day because no one has ever made a July 4th cake, we can standup together as a nation and celebrate our broadband connections and ability to cut and paste.

    In 1773, a group of American rebels disguised themselves and boarded British ships, dumping countless cases of tea into the Boston Harbor to protest the Tea Act. So shall we dump countless smiley faces and animated pandas onto each other's comments sections. It is the one way we can truly remember what innumerable brave men and women were fighting for. In the words of the immortal Paul Revere, "One if by land, two if by sea, and please put me in your Top 8."

    -Steve Hofstetter

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    About Me

    Steve is the most booked comedian on the college market, and would be playing your school shortly if you got off your fat ass and requested him.

    CollegeHumor.com's original columnist, Hofstetter is currently enjoying his status as the sketchy old guy. The host of the syndicated Sports Minute (Or So), Hofstetter is a regular on radio stations everywhere, and not just when he calls to request Enya.

    His new album, "Cure for the Cable Guy" is available in stores and on itunes, and is extremely popular with everyone except Larry the Cable Guy. Jay Leno compared him to a young Jerry Seinfeld, which is awesome because Jerry Seinfeld is very funny. His half million MySpace and Facebook friends agree.

    He also thinks you're hot.

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