Steve Hofstetter's Articles

4 total in October 2006

  • Halloween Costume Suggestions

    Want some creative Halloween costumes? Here's a few that will help you dress like your favorite sports star!

    A hypodermic needle, a melon baller, and a "house for sale" sign: Barry Bonds

    Shoe polish and a time machine: Kenny Rogers

    A subscription to GQ, a copy of Jungle Fever, and a handful of excuses: Alex Rodriguez

    Four gold watches: Roger Clemens

    An equivalency diploma, a championship ring, and a bullet proof vest: Maurice Clarrett

    20,000 empty seats: the NHL
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  • Paris and Nicole Back Together

    Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie ended their feud, saying that friendship is much more important than not making a fifth season of The Simple Life.

    Damn. I was kind of hoping that when they burried the hatchet, it'd be in each other's foreheads.
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  • QB Congressman Buys NASCAR Ad

    Former NFL QB Heath Shuler rented space on a NASCAR Busch Series car to advertise his bid for Congress. Shuler has demonstrated an immense amount of faith in his constituents, assuming they both read AND vote.
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  • 7-11 Strikes Deal With White Sox

    Over the next three years, 7-11 is paying the Chicago White Sox half a million dollars per season to start their night games at exactly 7:11 PM. Such a shame - we were hoping to preserve the non-commercialized purity of US Cellular Field.
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    About Me

    Steve is the most booked comedian on the college market, and would be playing your school shortly if you got off your fat ass and requested him.

    CollegeHumor.com's original columnist, Hofstetter is currently enjoying his status as the sketchy old guy. The host of the syndicated Sports Minute (Or So), Hofstetter is a regular on radio stations everywhere, and not just when he calls to request Enya.

    His new album, "Cure for the Cable Guy" is available in stores and on itunes, and is extremely popular with everyone except Larry the Cable Guy. Jay Leno compared him to a young Jerry Seinfeld, which is awesome because Jerry Seinfeld is very funny. His half million MySpace and Facebook friends agree.

    He also thinks you're hot.

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