Steve Hofstetter's Articles

2 total in October 2009

  • What Your Facebook Status Really Means

    by Steve Hofstetter November 04, 2009
    I've had enough of the drama!
    No you have not. You love drama. You hate that Gossip Girl isn't a reality show.

    The gym kicked my ass!
    You recently started working out and want everyone to know. If you worked out more, you'd know that working out produces a greater natural high than facebook comments.

    "Quote from a famous person." -Famous Person
    It's possible you heard something interesting and wanted to share. More than likely you couldn't think of anything to say, but wanted people to know you still exist.
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  • People More Hated Than Balloon Boy's Father

    by Steve Hofstetter October 16, 2009

    Now that we're pretty sure the whole balloon boy thing was a hoax, I can't imagine anyone that doesn't hate the asshole father behind it all. I can, however, imagine 10 people we hate more.

    "I'm sorry, explain to me again why they have to sing?"

    10. Whoever green lit "Cop Rock."

    9. The blond bad guy from Karate Kid.

    8. The Nigerian Finance Minister.

    7. The Shoe Bomber.

    6. The guy that figured out how to block porn on an office computer.

    5. The CEO of AIG.

    4. Bill Buckner (In Boston).

    "I'd scream if I was allowed to!"

    3. The first mime.

    2. The person that invented Emo.

    1. Jon Gosselin.

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