Ethan Trex
Send a message
Contributions
-
Wrote an article on Tuesday, Nov 20Honey, Do You Want A Beer?
At some point in college your mom will say, "Honey, do you want a beer?"Act cool; this is not a trap. Don't do anything too rash. You don't want to shotgun the can and smash it on your forehead, and you don't want to place a citizen's arrest on...
3 likes |
2 Comments -
National article on Friday, Oct 20LOL and the Hotmail Gang
*A Brief Dialogue Between a Spammer and a Needy Hotmail User* *Spammer:* U Cumm Right @fter Penetr@tion!!! *Needy Hotmail User:* It's like you've known me my whole life.
9 likes |
5 Comments -
National article on Wednesday, Oct 4
Tim McCarver Provides Color Commentary on Derek Jeter's Day
The baseball playoffs have started, which means Fox Sports color commentator Tim McCarver is once again oozing love for Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter. How does McCarver keep in top Jeter-worshiping form while only calling a handful of Yankees...
10 likes |
12 Comments -
Wrote an article on Thursday, Sep 14
With a Vengeance
Living well may be the best revenge, but a hail of flaming arrows aimed at someone's house will work if you're in a hurry.
0 likes |
0 Comments -
National article on Saturday, Jul 15
The Sociopath's Guide To Preparing For College
Recent high school graduates, you should know that the transition from living at home to living at college is often difficult. Although it can be seriously eased by attending your local community college, there are still ways to help yourself...
3 likes |
3 Comments
Activity
-
Liked a video on Friday, Mar 7Henderson Pre-Game Ritual
He's leaving to volunteer at a soup kitchen.
226 likes |
65 Comments
-
Liked an article on Thursday, Feb 7
New Phoenix Suns Playbook
The sports world is abuzz with the recent trade between the Phoenix Suns and Miami Heat. Many people believe that the addition of a slow aging Shaquille O'Neal will hinder the Suns high octaine run and gun offense but we got our hands on some new...
148 likes |
71 Comments -
Liked a video on Tuesday, Feb 5
Peyton and Eli Chat
Two Brady-Killers just talkin' about sports... If anybody out there knows Tom Brady, please send...
17 likes |
10 Comments
-
Liked an article on Friday, Dec 7
"TV Guide's" Editor Tends to Grow Restless and Stop Watching After About 10 Minutes
218 likes |
104 Comments -
Commented on a article on Wednesday, Dec 5Aw, crap. I was thinking of another trade offer I'd read earlier. Damn prospects with random last names; why can't they all be named Jay Bruce? You're right to question me.
