I know what you're thinking, "
HIGH SCHOOL tips!? Last time I checked this was COLLEGEhumor.com! Furthermore, I'm super stressed this week. Midterms, dude. The prof is all, "you will be responsible for everything covered in class! Yes that includes lectures as well as the textbook!' Lecture's AS WELL as textbook chapters!? Nobody owns the textbook -- it was like $135! Goddammit I'm all hungry now. Hold up, somebody's calling me. Nah nevermind it's just a text. Anyway. What's up?" And you make a good point. However, there are high schooler's out there that read this website, and it's important to provide them with a little bit of guidance. So with that, I present to you:
FIVE GREAT HIGH SCHOOL TIPS!
Tip #1: "Essay can you see, By the Dawn's early light"
Writing a five paragraph essay may seem like a daunting task but it shouldn't have to be.>