Hell yeah you're reading this article. I figured it was high time to stop bullshitting the readers of this website and just give them what they want - nay, what they DESERVE. You guys don't give a shit about "class" or "laundry" or "sports" or "parents." College is about one thing: Getting high, getting drunk, and banging slutty-ass sluts. I may have already graduated from college, but believe me, I am the PERFECT instructor when it comes to matters such as these. Let's get started.