It always sucked to be the poor kid, especially after Christmas. Just ask Thomas--

Friend #1: Hey Thomas, how was Christmas.

Thomas: Fine, Fine. You know, whatever. It's over.

Friend #2: Mine was awesome! I got a Playstation 3!

Friend #3: I got a Nintendo Wii! But since its half the price of a PS3 my parents got me two.

Friend #1: What did you get Thomas?

Thomas: Huh? Get for what? Oh. Haha, sorry. Let's see a movie today.

Friend #2: What did you get for Christmas, Thomas?

Thomas: You know, same as you guys. What about Casino Royale? We'll need to sneak in though...

Friend #3: You also got Playstation 3? Or you got two Nintendo Wiis?

Thomas: Nah, I didn't get those. Who do you guys have a crush on? Tell me yours, or I'm not telling mine.

Friend #1: Tell us what you got, Thomas. Tell us.

Thomas: I got stuff. What does it matter? You got stuff I got stuff. We all got stuff. All right -- who's got big new years eve plans: Shoot!

Friend #2: What kind of stuff.

Thomas: Stuff. Whatever, it's stuff. Everybody gets stuff for Christmas it doesn't matter what kinda stuff its just stuff. I think my parents are getting a divorce.

Friend #3: Like electronics?

Thomas: No, like cereal. I dunno, it doesn't matter what stuff. Christmas is over! I might be gay you guys.

Friend #2: What!? Cereal!? For Christmas!?

Thomas: Yeah, it's delicious. What? If we're going to see that movie about that dead zombie college football team we better leave now. Remember, we need to sneak in though. I made that clear before.

Friend #3: What kind of cereal was it? That is SO WEIRD!

Thomas: Like Kix, but the generic store brand. It's called Kox - Stick Shaped Rice Puffs, but they're just as good. I have some if you guys want.

Reaches into pockets and takes some out

Friend #1: No, we don't want cereal! We want normal friends is what we want. Come on guys, lets go.

They all leave

Thomas: Christmas sucks.

Thomas' dad approaches

Thomas' Dad: Thomas it's me, your father. Did you keep your receipt? We're going to need to return that cereal.

"Getting a Ride Home With Someone You Don't Know" by Jake Hurwitz and M. Night Shyamalan:

You: This is my stop.
Dad: Not anymore.
You: Excuse me?
Son: We're twins.
You: What? No we're not.
Dad: How do you  know?
You: Because I'm already a twin.
Son: I meant triplets.
You: Oh my god it makes so much sense now.
Dad: Also your mother is dead.
You: Dad?
Dad: Welcome home.
Son: I love you both.
(Cop pulls them over)
Cop: You two old enough to drive?
You: Our dad is driving.
Cop: I don't see anybody in this car but you two...

	Guy who falls asleep for the entire class then wakes up at the end: Does anybody have the notes for... um... what class is this for?
	Crossword Puzzle Guy: It's Econ 101, but hold on a sec... I'm just finishing something up...
	Asian kid perfecting Pencil Tricks: See how this pencil is being flipped up my fingers, and then back down? Pretty sweet, huh? Is that what Econ is?
	Kid with headphones on listening to Belle and Sebastian: What?
	Kid who has been trying to figure out the best way to ask the hot girl to study with him: If I just sit next to her and ask her to study, that's not creepy. That's just friendly, right? Then I can teach her stuff... all night LONG!
	Crossword Puzzle guy: 21 down -- "Melted Snowball", 14 letters... NoChanceInHell.
	Asian Kid Perfecting Pencil Tricks: Hey you're good. Not as good as this though. See that? You probably missed it, so let me do it again... IN SLOW MOTION!!

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The end of College Football has come, and bowl season is now upon us. Finally, a year without BCS Controversy -- the system got it right! A definite #1 vs. #2. No complaints.

To celebrate this momentous occasion, we are very honored to have Michigan Head Coach Lloyd Carr to give us his Bowl Game Predictions:

Emerald Bowl: Florida State vs. UCLA
You know, I like UCLA in this one. Their defense looked great against USC and I can't believe 4 coaches had Michigan fourth in their polls. Fourth? Are you joking me?

Papajohns.com Bowl: South Florida vs. East Carolina
If this is anything like the KFC Chicken Mashed Potato bowl this should game should be delicious, and unhealthy. Speaking of delicious, I know about 10 million people who would want a second helping of Michigan/Ohio State and this "BCS" system deprives them of that. Simply unfair.

Gaylord Hotels Music City: Clemson vs. Kentucky
The only two teams I could think of that would be too offended to actually play in a bowl game with "Gaylord" in the title are Clemson and Kentucky. Although I'm sure if Urban Meyer campaigned for the name to be changed to the Michigan Sucks bowl, that would happen in a heartbeat. I'm sure everybody would just love that.

It's December which means, for freshman, you've been at school long enough to develop a new best friend. They are just like your high school best friend only you actually get to hang out with them because they go to your school.

It is also around this time that your high school friend will come visit you from his/her college. What results, will be a series of awkward situations in which your two best friends, old and new, will continuously butt heads. It will go a little something, like this.

Upon Arrival:

High School Best Friend: Hey, you know what we should do tonight? Rent "Dumb and Dumber" We haven't done that in years! It'll be like old times.

College Best Friend: We don't like that movie. Right?

You: I mean, its okay. I promised college best friend we'd go to their friends' party.

High School BF: Yeah I guess we can do that.

College BF: You talk weird.