Amir Blumenfeld's Articles

3 total in May 2007

  • Introducing Google Smart Ass

    I was able to beta test this new cutting edge technology. Not all the kinks are worked out, but these screenshots are pretty revealing...





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  • Annoying People Part 445: Guy Who Has Seen This Episode Already

    GWHSTEA: Wait, Hold on.  This is my favorite part.

    You: Hold on?

    GWHSTEA: Yeah, this part's so funny.

    You: Let me just watch it, don't tell me something is going to be good, then ill be expecting it and --

    GWHSTEA: Shhh. Shut up Shut up. Hold on, rewind, you're missing it.

    You: It's a commercial.

    GWHSTEA: I know, just... this parts so good. He's all like -- "Hey how--

    You: Stop, let me just watch.

    GWHSTEA: Okay. OHHHH This part is so good. This is my favorite part.

    You: You said that other part was your favorite.

    GWHSTEA: Watch. It's so good.

    You: I am watching. I never stopped watching. That's what we're doing. We're just watching.

    (GWHSTEA tries to speak the next line, but he's wrong. He's not even close.)
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  • I Think So

    The following are questions that make you answer, "I think so."

    - Is there a place that is half an hour ahead or behind another place? Like
    a half time zone?

    - Is steam also just H20?

    - Could you create a billion page document on Microsoft Word?

    - Is Golf an Olympic sport?

    - Is Niagara Falls one of the Seven Wonders of the World?

    - Is Hawaii the most southern US State?

    - Did Star Wars ever win Best Picture?

    - Is fire considered a gas?

    - Is Vanilli dead?

    - Did leprechauns ever exist?

    - Did Kenny Rogers Roasters ever *officially* go out of business?

    - Does anybody still worship Greek Gods?

    - Could Batman beat up Superman?

    - Is committing suicide illegal?

    - Do, Ra, Me, Fa, ___, La, Ti, Do?

    - Are you sober enough to drive home?

    - Jenny's number is 343-6733, right?

    - Was this article funny?
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