I was at home last week and found this weird magazine on our coffee table.

Guy: Merry Christmas, baby.

(Handing her a box)

Girl: Oooo... What is THIS?! (Shakes box) I thought we said no gifts this year.

Guy: I know, I just couldn't help myself. This is actually gift one of two.

(Girl opens box, it's a red blindfold. Her face goes from happy to confused.)

Girl: Oh. Cool. A headband.

Guy: Allow me...

(He puts it over her eyes.)

Girl: Sure is... nice.

Guy: Ready for gift number two?

Girl: I guess.

(He leads her out to the backyard. Removes the blindfold. She sees a car with a big red bow on it.)

Guy: OKAY OPEN YOUR EYES! (Running over to the car) A BRAND NEW CAR... RIBBON BOW THING!

Girl: That's my car.

Guy: Yup. But check out this sick ass bow! It looks like a giant gift! God you don't know how long it took me to find this.