Guy: Merry Christmas, baby.
(Handing her a box) Girl: Oooo... What is THIS?!
(Shakes box) I thought we said no gifts this year.
Guy: I know, I just couldn't help myself. This is actually gift one of two.
(Girl opens box, it's a red blindfold. Her face goes from happy to confused.) Girl: Oh. Cool. A headband.
Guy: Allow me...
(He puts it over her eyes.) Girl: Sure is... nice.
Guy: Ready for gift number two?
Girl: I guess.
(He leads her out to the backyard. Removes the blindfold. She sees a car with a big red bow on it.) Guy: OKAY OPEN YOUR EYES!
(Running over to the car) A BRAND NEW CAR... RIBBON BOW THING!
Girl: That's my car.
Guy: Yup. But check out this sick ass bow! It looks like a giant gift! God you don't know how long it took me to find this.
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