Ethan: We're here live for the nineteenth day of the Big East Tournament! Doesn't it seem hard to believe that there's only three weeks left until the conference has a champ?
Amir: Then we'll be finally ready for some April Madness!

Amir: Probably the ACC. You know, I caught half of the Maryland-Wake Forest game last week, and even the mediocre teams in that conference can put up a fight! Anything is possible.
Ethan: Maryland's mediocre? That's a Greivis insult to the Terps' skills, sir. I'm with you on the ACC being the best tournament, though, followed by the Big East and the Big 12. (The SEC came in just behind the Patriot League in my rankings) Who do you like in the ACC? I want to say Wake, but UNC looks too tough.
Amir: Yeah I like UNC to win the whole thing, so I'm definitely picking them to win the ACC tourney. Ty Lawson reminds me of a collegiate Jay Williams, sans motorcycle.
Ethan: One last ACC question: is this Duke team ugly even by Duke standards? Singler, Scheyer, Paulus...this is a real pack of mutants.
Amir: I'm not going to get involved in your tobacco road muckraking. I think all basketball teams are equally (un)attractive. I'm just excited to start hearing names like College of Charleston, Belmont, and Weber State again. Spring has sprung!
Ethan: You mean you haven't been following Siena all season?
Amir: Too busy rooting for Coppin State... sorry.
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