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  • Hardly Drinking

    In our inebriated state we discussed some songs that we would sing along to only when drunk. Luckily for you, we then filmed ourselves singing those songs. Enjoy!



    Sarah also secretly video'd Jake listening and dancing to various songs all day in preperation. Here ya go!


  • Good morning, everyone! Couldn't help but notice you eyeing up my sick new iPhone. Just picked it up at the SoHo App' last week. No biggie fries. Although it is pretty much the pino noir of mobile telecommunications. To be honest, I'm almost sick of talking about its endless features. Almost.

    My timing couldn't have been better, it turns out: CollegeHumor just started a new mobile site specifically for the iPhone, allowing owners of the Apple device (including me, who owns an iPhone. Did I mention this?) to watch their favorite videos, view their favorite pictures, and read their favorite articles -- anytime, anywhere.

    Whether I'm crusin' my custom Segway to spinning class, rocking some intense cardio at Crunch, or moving some euros around on the ol' eTrade account (fyi: Orange futures are THROUGH THE ROOF. Thank you, global warming! You just paid for my kids braces!), CollegeHumor is on my phone, ready to make me laugh. It's like having Larry the Cable Guy (BEST COMEDIAN EVER) in my pocket at all times.

    So next time you're on one of your iPhones (I have nine), be sure and check out CollegeHumor's Mobile Page. I'll be logging on tonight, while I'm hanging out with a certain SUPERSTAR named Mr. Vin Diesel (we go to the same dentist).


  • The Librarianist




  • A proud Iroquois warrior sprinting along the lonely plains of North Dakota while morphing into a timber wolf. From a solitary prairie house in the background, an aging, teary-eyed World War II veteran and his 8-year-old grandson salute the Native American.

    A loop of barbed wire circling a portrait of Tony Montana from Scarface smoking a cigar. His smoke forms the image of the flag being raised at Iwo Jima.

    A sad portrait of Ronald Reagan shedding a single tear. In the reflection of the tear we can see the faces of Marilyn Monroe, James Dean and Frank Sinatra.

    A bald eagle flying over the Rocky Mountains while clutching a tattered American flag in one talon and a rattlesnake in the other. Wrapped in the rattlesnake's tail is an olive branch, and in its mouth is a burning rose whose smoke plumes into the form of John Wayne's face.

    Jesus on the crucifix. A rosebush grows at his feet. From its buds bloom the faces of the cast of Friends. Beneath it is written the epigraph "1994-2004: Rest Well Thy Gentle Ones."



  • CollegeHumor Classic

    Super Emails

    by Jake and Patrick February 02, 2008




  • Amir Blumenfeld UC Berkeley

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    I'm so good at photoshop, I make Mother Theresa look like Josef Stalin.

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