Tom Likes

Genuinely funny vandalism.

The rare zero entendre.

She was a necessary sacrifice that The Pope demanded.

Desperate for a more mainstream audience, The Wall Street Journal has reduced itself to catch phrases.

Can God sell a rock so big He can't pick it up?

You think you know an obnoxious Misfits fan?

I identified the kung fu gland for extra credit.

A practical book for any Jewish-Japanese-Canine home.

Vaudeville routines of the 21st century.

What next? Separate water fountains?

Intelligent political discourse.

This is exactly how much boob you can show and still technically be considered sideboob. Even one more boob molecule would send this picture to r-rated.

Maybe it's a death metal band.

Hot. Any questions?

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"You should cut it up. That way it gets cooked in the middle."