I walked May of 1998. I had "Show Me The Money" written on the top of my mortarboard/awesome hat. My family threw me a rager party in Jersey (Gram and Grandad showed up!). In DC they took me and my friends to the Cheesecake Factory to...
So you wanna be the big man on campus in '05-'06? First of all, never use the term "big man on campus." Only lame dads and outrageously hot moms say things like that. Secondly don't wear clever t-shirts. Instead, try a catholic school boy's...
Now I'm not one to be PC, the term alone is enough to make me want to beat a Muslim with a fetus. However, I feel I have matured enough to finally take a firm stand on the middle school definition of something that is sucky or... Gay. To be...
After reading Mr. Streeter Seidell's latest update I figured I must act quickly! Now is that perfect time of winter vacation where the family members go back to work, younger siblings go back to school, and it's open season on fucking a chick you...
CollegeHumor's very own Bruce had the pleasure of joining SHERROD SMALL (the funny black guy from Best Week Ever) and CHRIS WYLDE (Get $tupid, Standard Deviants TV) at their favorite eatery Dave & Busters in beautiful Orange County, CA. Bruce:...