I was in a gas station because I needed a pack of Kool Kings. In line in front of me was a retarded midget. And I mean really retarded, as in mentally disabled. Now, I am lacking in every midget-appropriate social grace known to...
ME: Hey dude what time is it?...dude! Time?CELL: *BING!*Oh hey it's 11:58.ME: Sorry you're a little dim, what was that?CELL: I said it's 11:58! Leave me alone I'm tired, man!ME: Take it easy, all I said was you're a little dim-CELL:...
For Rick Astley, 2008 has been a year with many things to be thankful for.