Amir and Ethan
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- Anyville, USA
- Member Since
- August 29th, 2006
- Website
- http://www.straightcashhomey.net
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Weight: 320 pound
Position: Writers/Point Forward
Career Highlights: Amir and Ethan is a monster with the head of two people, and the body of two people...averaged 5.8 blocks/game in a brief stint with the 1995 Golden State Warriors...Amir and Ethan once defeated each other for the WBA heavyweight title of the world by double KO. Everyone was truly a winner....Amir and Ethan won the 1992 NBA Slam Dunk contest while competing under the name "Cedric Ceballos." ... To answer your question, yes, they could see through the blindfold...Amir and Ethan maintain a blog of sports jokes at StraightCashHomey.net
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National article on Wednesday, May 7CH Sports Weekly: We Still Think Billups' 3 Should Have Counted
Ethan: LeBron almost had a quadruple double (including turnovers) and the Cavs still lost? How can that be? I thought getting double digits of various statistics was the surefire way to victory.Ethan: The Knicks have tried a good coach in Larry...
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National article on Thursday, May 1
CH Sports Weekly: Funnier than Mel Kiper Jr. (and on Purpose!)
Ethan: DeShawn Stevenson for President! I want a chief executive who isn't afraid to throw out a throat slash when he's down by ten points. George Bush doesn't even do that until he's up by like twenty. Ethan: I guess we should really be...
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National article on Wednesday, Apr 23
CH Sports Weekly: Where Amazing ACTUALLY Happens
Ethan: You know what's happening in these NBA playoffs? Amazing. That's what's happening. What's your favorite series so far?Amir: Toronto/Orlando obviously. Amir: "Well you see, there's a game where a team tries to get a football down a field....
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National article on Wednesday, Apr 16
CH Sports Weekly: Always Controlling Our Own Destiny
Ethan: Since I know you're going to do it anyway, just start running your mouth about your Lakers.Ethan: Are you excited about the NFL schedule? The Browns have five primetime games, and the people will get to see Brady Quinn's pretty face since...
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National article on Wednesday, Apr 9
CH Sports Weekly: In-Depth NHL Playoff Analysis!
Ethan: I'm just going to come right out and ask it. Is there anything Candace Parker can't do? Ethan: You could just boycott the Olympics instead. That seems to be popular. Now that Kevin Love is going pro, what do you see him doing in the NBA?...
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Liked an article on Wednesday, Mar 14Lottery Tips - Get Rich Quick!
Recently a truck driver from Georgia won the $390 Mega Million jackpot. Are you gonna let him take your hard earned money like that!? He called you a "dumb-ass city slicker" too! Anyway, if you're looking to win, and I mean, really win, I've...
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Liked an article on Friday, Jan 5
Lines From Alanis Morissette's "Ironic," Modified to Actually Make them Ironic
An old man turned ninety-eight. He won the lottery and died the next day... of chronic emphysema from inhalation of the latex particles scratched off decades' worth of lottery tickets.A black fly in your Chardonnay... poured to celebrate the...
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