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  • CollegeHumor Update XL

    Superbowl Sunday is a time where every man, regardless of race, creed, ethnicity, religion, or gender can come together, put their differences aside, and gamble on something - anything. Sure you can bet on a team, or total score, but when it comes to the mother of all sporting events, Las Vegas releases odds for all sorts of interesting bets. You can bet on the coinflip , how the players will wear their hair, or even where the coaches wives sleep at night! (We suggest heads, dreads, and beds, respectively.) Here are some of the most intriguing bets you can take up with your local bookie!



    100:1 Odds That - No commercials will air involving talking monkeys in any way, shape, or form.

    9:1 - In an attempt to compliment the Seahawks' offensive line, someone will say they open bigger gaps than the one in Shaun Alexander's teeth.

    50:1 - Joey Porter will go the whole game without looking at the camera and screaming "Smash Mouth Football!"

    5:2 - Someone will ask you what "smash-mouth football" means.

    2:1 - Your answer will be a completely fabricated lie.
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